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Need a new identity? Here's how with one easy trick
posted ago by kratomlol ago by kratomlol +31 / -0

Go to Mexico, come back in with the migrant caravan and tell them your Jose Gonzalez.

Automatic greencard right now and you can start fresh.

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– Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

But that's illegal.

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– usdodsgssog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, it's just fortifying your identity. Totes legal.

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– Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't Juana be Juan.

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