You all might think I’m crazy for posting this, but it has been eating away at me and I can’t stay quiet any more.
I know some of you might have suspected this (I could tell by your funny looks), but... I’m super straight. An arrow shaft ain’t got nothing on me! I’m straighter than the path to hell for voting Democrat!”
Stunning and brave!
So sick of straightphobes. Maybe one day we can have our straight bathrooms and a parade.
“Uh, hi.
You all might think I’m crazy for posting this, but it has been eating away at me and I can’t stay quiet any more.
I know some of you might have suspected this (I could tell by your funny looks), but... I’m super straight. An arrow shaft ain’t got nothing on me! I’m straighter than the path to hell for voting Democrat!”
Gotta be true to yourself.
Omg! I thought I was the only one!
So brave.
I always wondered why no one has created the Straight flag yet...
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Nice. Regardless of whatever any straight bigot will say, us frens are here for you.