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bratt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reporting for duty. I'm at the point of not a better use of my life. But I'm lucky my health is good and I can outwork men 20 years younger.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup, you probably get a command position just for the outstanding job application.

Single men without kids, like me, need to be stepping up early and often.

The other dudes with family obligations will join us when we need them, but right now, if you've got the time, step the F up!

(insert angry hamster emoji)

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bratt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't want to be a leader. But I'm ok with being first. I just want to take care of commies and traitors.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Welcome brother.

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dare you assume my gender. I identify as a vowel. My pronouns are AEIOU and sometimes Y.