Before the world went retarded, "Micro Wrestling" came to a bar in town. I went of course. It was pure joy. Hilarious. One of the best nights ever.
If you ever get a chance to see midgets fight, even if it's fake, maybe especially if it's fake, you must not miss it.
Best part was when the "fight" spilled out of the ring. And one little dude climbed up on the bar top, to body slam the other little dude. This was right next to me. Bar top midget slipped on a wet spot, dove off the bar missing his "opponent" and face planted. We were concerned for a minute, but those little bastards are resilient.
Other dude kinda hopped out of his pretend stupor, and checked on him. When he saw that dude wasn't dead, they got back in character and proceeded to beat the tiny shit out of each other. Like I said, pure joy.
Before the world went retarded, "Micro Wrestling" came to a bar in town. I went of course. It was pure joy. Hilarious. One of the best nights ever.
If you ever get a chance to see midgets fight, even if it's fake, maybe especially if it's fake, you must not miss it.
Best part was when the "fight" spilled out of the ring. And one little dude climbed up on the bar top, to body slam the other little dude. This was right next to me. Bar top midget slipped on a wet spot, dove off the bar missing his "opponent" and face planted. We were concerned for a minute, but those little bastards are resilient.
Other dude kinda hopped out of his pretend stupor, and checked on him. When he saw that dude wasn't dead, they got back in character and proceeded to beat the tiny shit out of each other. Like I said, pure joy.