I moved to the Bay Area last year for 4x the salary while getting a great deal on rent... All excess money went to buying more guns back at home. I thought I could just put up with the madness for at least a year

I made it six months... I got a little tipsy at the Holiday (Christmas) Party with my boss and was like "dude, I'm outta here"

Any company executive worth a fucking shit should not list their preferred pronouns in their company email signature