473 I Can't Breathe (files.catbox.moe) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡 posted 41 days ago by Uniden 41 days ago by Uniden +475 / -2 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (35) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 27 ▼ – SteelWolf87 27 points 41 days ago +27 / -0 Blood type is icing permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – RememberKosciuszko 7 points 41 days ago +7 / -0 It reminded me of "My blood type is Nutella" meme and I just lost it permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Revelation2010 5 points 40 days ago +5 / -0 Will someone photoshop her head and feet backwards? I want to see her front-butt in effect. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – sr2010612 13 points 41 days ago +13 / -0 THERE'S A SURPRISE! CAN'T WALK EITHER. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SteelWolf87 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 That’s the reason grandma can’t get a scooter at Walmart. These fat fucks are always using them. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Zadok 12 points 41 days ago +12 / -0 She can't breathe now, but in a few years she won't be able to walk either. Prime candidate for the flu permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WisestGuru93 1 point 40 days ago +1 / -0 You mis-diseased a virus you bigot, it's the kung flu. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Zadok 1 point 40 days ago +1 / -0 I didn't want to be ray-cist permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – MooseKnukl3 8 points 41 days ago +8 / -0 Are we going to avoid the fact that there's no way in hell she is able to put those shoes on by herself. 100% she just leaves them on 24/7! permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – deleted 11 points 41 days ago +12 / -1 ▲ 7 ▼ – MooseKnukl3 7 points 41 days ago +7 / -0 That's duck butter baby! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Zadok 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 We were going to avoid that until you brought it up. /s permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – LibertyisYuge 9 points 40 days ago +9 / -0 Those shoes have stayed on since the great shoe tying of 2015. She misunderstood “you’ll grow into them” at the shoe store. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Pepelosi 7 points 41 days ago +7 / -0 But I sure can eat. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – JungleJim 7 points 41 days ago +7 / -0 FUPA permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – RoBatten 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 tfw your front butt is bigger than your rear butt . . . permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – FredRedd 7 points 41 days ago +7 / -0 I can’t either... laughing...too...hard! permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Girthquakes 6 points 41 days ago +6 / -0 I can think of several reasons why that might be the case. The living epitome of a glutton. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Arwyn3x 5 points 40 days ago +5 / -0 It's a wonder she can walk. They say we should all wear masks to keep her healthy, I say it would serve her better if we broke her jaw and wired her mouth shut. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 41 days ago +6 / -1 ▲ 3 ▼ – RoBatten 3 points 40 days ago +3 / -0 Little Debbie has entered the chat . . . permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – PotionSeller 5 points 40 days ago +5 / -0 That’s because your fat deposits are kneeling on your lungs. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Honkycracker 5 points 40 days ago +5 / -0 Stick a fork in her and she would bleed gravy. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Oback_Barama 4 points 40 days ago +4 / -0 Gunt permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Brownwaterboys 4 points 40 days ago +4 / -0 man those shoes deserve a purple heart and a medal honor... press F to pay respect permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Lovethycountry 3 points 40 days ago +3 / -0 I wouldn't be able to breathe either if my shirt was that tight 🤷♂️ permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – RPOZ28 3 points 40 days ago +3 / -0 On the bright side, she'll never need birth control. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – CaptainButthurt 3 points 40 days ago +3 / -0 Has it tried to stop playing hungry hungry hippos? permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – True-Grit 3 points 40 days ago +3 / -0 A lack of self control speaks volumes and shows volumes. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Joes_Hippocampus 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 Nightmare fuel x11 permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 Well, whales generally have a really tough time breathing on land. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – OxyAudio 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 Reverse ass is no laughing matter permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Amaroq64 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 Her underwear can't breathe either. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – entERmyMAtrix 2 points 40 days ago +2 / -0 Good god. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TraumaHotel 1 point 40 days ago +1 / -0 Hates whitey permalink save report block reply
Blood type is icing
It reminded me of "My blood type is Nutella" meme and I just lost it
Will someone photoshop her head and feet backwards? I want to see her front-butt in effect.
THERE'S A SURPRISE! CAN'T WALK EITHER.
That’s the reason grandma can’t get a scooter at Walmart. These fat fucks are always using them.
She can't breathe now, but in a few years she won't be able to walk either. Prime candidate for the flu
You mis-diseased a virus you bigot, it's the kung flu.
I didn't want to be ray-cist
Are we going to avoid the fact that there's no way in hell she is able to put those shoes on by herself. 100% she just leaves them on 24/7!
That's duck butter baby!
We were going to avoid that until you brought it up. /s
Those shoes have stayed on since the great shoe tying of 2015. She misunderstood “you’ll grow into them” at the shoe store.
But I sure can eat.
FUPA
tfw your front butt is bigger than your rear butt . . .
I can’t either... laughing...too...hard!
I can think of several reasons why that might be the case. The living epitome of a glutton.
It's a wonder she can walk. They say we should all wear masks to keep her healthy, I say it would serve her better if we broke her jaw and wired her mouth shut.
Little Debbie has entered the chat . . .
That’s because your fat deposits are kneeling on your lungs.
Stick a fork in her and she would bleed gravy.
Gunt
man those shoes deserve a purple heart and a medal honor... press F to pay respect
I wouldn't be able to breathe either if my shirt was that tight 🤷♂️
On the bright side, she'll never need birth control.
Has it tried to stop playing hungry hungry hippos?
A lack of self control speaks volumes and shows volumes.
Nightmare fuel x11
Well, whales generally have a really tough time breathing on land.
Reverse ass is no laughing matter
Her underwear can't breathe either.
Good god.
Hates whitey