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magamemer 100 points ago +100 / -0

So who said these were even "Asians"? They are from the mountains of Zomba-ma-Tant, which is NOT in Asia. Sounds more African if anything.

NOT A SINGLE ACTUAL ASIANS COMPLAINS ABOUT THIS SHIT. It is EXCLUSIVELY white liberals living in cozy Brooklyn brownstones who push this fascist censorship.

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DeadOverRed 37 points ago +37 / -0

Came here to say this. He also has creatures with 30 foot long necks. I suppose that's an African tribe . . . or could it just be ficttion?

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Licensetomeme 30 points ago +30 / -0

I'm an asian..... I lived in a quasi fascistic country that has become fascistic since. The only thing that aggravates me about Seuss endeavour is the overt fascistic censorship from these literal fascists. One day, I want to make a table of direct comparisons, if the internet will allow. Direct comparisons, including ww2 quotes from ww2 people.

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ChelseaHubbell 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'm asian and no one I know gives a shit about this. They're not even talking about it. We don't give a shit, the only thing we worry about is making money

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Licensetomeme 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same, dude. Most asians I know are yugely against this sht, if anything, but perhaps I'm biased in that I mostly chill with people who aren't anal over a potato's sex.

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RocketSprocket 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cancel a decades old Dr. Seuss book for its use of the word 'slant' while upholding actual ongoing Anti-Asian discrimination at Harvard. Clown World.

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Licensetomeme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ask them to talk about the country I came from. Ask them to say it's not great. They won't. Psychopathic cunts pretending to care about sht as usual.

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RocketSprocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

Burma? (I love the guessing game too much)

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nahh. Sorry, I don't like even typing it, ngl. It's the biggest name in the region, though. Looks like a rooster. Trump loves dissing it, and for good reason.

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Chinese_spy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just wish that Asians voted accordingly. Instead, they mainly vote for whatever is the liberal or left-wing party.

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bingo.

Perfectly describes every asian I know.

Most are focused on 2 things - family and making bread (definitely not the kind you eat)

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I worked with an asian guy and we called him string eye and he would call us honkies and it was all good fun

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MNMathtic 11 points ago +11 / -0

White woke people know best. They’re outraged so you don’t have to be.

/s

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Taylor_Burden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being indian lmao

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen a few Italians with that lid type too.

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DianeCva 35 points ago +35 / -0

Is it wrong to describe gingers as having red hair? Blondes being dumb, oh wait, I am blonde.

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MNMathtic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Tell a blonde joke to a blonde, and they’ll usually laugh and tell you three more, in my experience.

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ObamasLooseButthole 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pfft all lies, like we could even remember more than one at a time.

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Oldguard08 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone pre-woke who were multiracial would likely make jokes about each other in jest and beat anyone's ass who used it to pick a fight with your friend or family member. We didn't think the words mattered but how you treated the person. I'm blessed to be American but my heritage is Irish, German, West-African, Cherokee, and Choctaw. Depending on what family reunion you attended was the flavor of jokes or ribbing you would receive. The Last of the Mohicans has a character played by my cousin that kills whitey in the movie. The man is a preacher and a conservative... Doesn't fit the narrative to well to listen to that man about how he views his race. They would rather listen to Elizabeth Warren's opinion instead of an actual tribal leader🤔

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause I'm a Blonde! B-L-A-N-D! Cause I'm a Blonde! Don't you wish you were me!

Salute to Blondes Everywhere!

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Thiswillbeintheexam 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, that's fine because that's just colour.

One of the foundation stones of the modern Liberal mindset is the obviously false belief that race is entirely just skin and hair colour. Anything that calls attention to ACTUAL racial differences is dangerous and must be expunged.

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magamemer 28 points ago +28 / -0

I don't NEED to "buy the rights." I just have to wait 11 years, and it becomes public domain. Duh.

The publisher realizes this book doesn't have much money-making potential at this stage, so it's happy to toss Seuss's genius into the fire to gain some PUBLICITY and Social Credits at his legacy's expense.

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residue69 6 points ago +6 / -0

This helps to expose what a bad idea it was to let a few buyers in NYC decide what our culture is.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Between work-from-home and NYC covid insanity, things might be about to get interesting.

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HanginChad 17 points ago +17 / -0

Is it racist to call white people white?

Black lives matter? OMG you just called them black!!!

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MNMathtic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t call me white - I identify as orange.

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Chinese_spy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember when calling a black person "black" was deemed insensitive. The proper term was "person of color," "colored person," or "Negro."

  • How times have changed... Now, most of those terms are insensitive, while "black" is the so-called appropriate term.
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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have to keep people on their toes. Race relations almost got normalized for a while.

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JwPATX 12 points ago +12 / -0

I bet they’ve never even heard the term “round eye”

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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMFAO!

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Aluminoti 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm Asian

Cauc asian but still I'm not offended

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

My son and I had a good laugh over that. His best friends are all Asian and one time he was like, too bad I’m not Asian and I said you’re...CAUC Asian, and we died laughing. What can I say he’s 12.

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jomten 8 points ago +8 / -0

Funny how the party that attacks asians in the streets and penalizes them over 200 sat points just for being asian acts like they give a shit about them.

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Error404LifeNotFound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just wait until this loser hears about how bodies' physical characteristics are described in medical textbooks!

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Eyes all a slant" = Bad

"Disingenuous dipshit" = Totally ok

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Mintap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where exactly in Asia is Zomba-ma-Tant?

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s west of Roomba-ma-Taint

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grassshrimp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kevin Kruuse just had 15 virtue signalling points deposited in his rainbow account.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fucking tard couldn't even get the quote right.

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Kaarous 4 points ago +4 / -0

White homos complaining that accurate cartoon depictions, depictions which almost completely match said culture's own art of themselves, is somehow wrong.

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Aluminoti 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great example by the way when the moron in the Whitehouse considers rape torture and genocide against Asian Uighur people to be a cultural difference

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because you might start talking about IQ and race

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maleitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another day, another brainwashed kid using the marxist cults insane terms as is they were ever legitimate.

Way to empower the enemy.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did he conclude they were Asian?

They are Zomba-ma-tantans, so how did he end up with Asians? Is it the slanted eyes? Why would he conclude that people with slanted eyes are Asians?

Is it cause Asians have slanted eyes?

Fucking self owning brain dead libtard.

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TerryBibble 2 points ago +2 / -0

China did this

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe it's a cultural thing to keep their eyes almost completely closed. Who the fuck knows.

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NotMyGovernor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know in patents your aren’t allowed to keep anyone from doing the tech. Is the same for copyright?

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kevin is a faggot.

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird how he makes it seem like I’m the crazy one for doing nothing.

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Granny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they inferring that there's something wrong with slanted eyes? Many people think they are attactive. Asians have small noses too. Would it be racist to mention that?

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then the voices of ten thousand Jewish American Princesses cried out while they frantically dialed their plastic surgeons.

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dorsalmorsel 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are actually in the minority so you can call us the round eyes if you want. Its true.

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suitcasegate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black people who ain't so Black

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Chinese_spy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Asian-inspired artwork =/= Asian people

  • Next, Kevin Kruse will complain about Asian depictions in anime.
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Druid_Con 1 point ago +1 / -0

if its about a handful of books libtard, why is Seuss in general cancelled?

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If you want to read the books then buy the copyright to it"

Yeah that is assuming they even want to sell it or that you have the money to do so, these fucking people man.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kevin the moron doesn't realize someone ALREADY has the rights and is printing it

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might be interesting if someone made a Seuss-style rhyme about black people who can't obtain ID or go online to use a website.

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Yheymos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Asian people have more slanted eyes, white people and others have more 'round eye' eyes. Who the fuck cares!

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AUS4MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, now we're at 'Build your own publishing house'?

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JustANormalAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

And tiny peen.

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +1 / -0

And asians love drawing friendly people with their eyes closed.

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denimchicken5 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's crazy how they "defend" asians about this shit but black violence on asians; not a god damb word they actually blame whitey for it.....

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Fozra_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure there are books in Asia which describe Westerners as being wide-eyed and pale skinned. Because, y’know, we are.

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

It do be like dat doe

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JayMW 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really don't get why descriptors are so bad. I get if you're talking about a negative characteristic like referring to someone as a fat person, but slanted eyes isn't a negative characteristic. Maybe the left thinks it is.

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waesrdtf 1 point ago +1 / -0

"decided not to publish"... They always leave out the "under terrorist threat" part

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Fat_Moco 1 point ago +1 / -0

An Asian dude told me that he likes making his kids laugh because when they're giggling they can't see. And that makes him laugh, then he can't see.

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JaoBiZen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s stupid to call out it publicly to an Asian, but it’s a literal fact it’s biological

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

By removing classic and popular children's books from the back catalog, there's more room for woke children's books on the shelf.

These six Dr. Seuss books probably sold a few hundred thousand copies a year. They're just eliminating competition.

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those eyes can be beautiful!

How did the young Singer put it? Oh yeah:

The Truth never harms a point of view that's legitimate!

BASTA! Time to CANCEL Cancel Culture!

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CantStumpTheTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Observing black violence statistics is racist too. Fucking math is #RACIST!

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Zadok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Speaking of biological features, male liberals have small cocks, which is why they are trying to control yours.

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KuzoKevin 1 point ago +1 / -0

We must ban all Bruce Lee movies, forthwith.

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eupraxia128 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait until democrats hear about why People Of Color are called that!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone should tell this genius that if you are going to quote something it should be the actual statement. His quote doesn't appear anywhere in the text.