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posted ago by Crankyboy ago by Crankyboy +875 / -4
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buckfoomers 56 points ago +60 / -4

"@wholesomestoner", what a username. I hate reddit.

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snowypepe 47 points ago +47 / -0

r/trees is probably the most depressing subreddit out there. A bunch of people just smoking weed and not doing shit all day thinking it’s the coolest thing ever.

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Barbs 26 points ago +33 / -7

It’s kind of a self-selected sample though, because the stoners who are actually out doing something aren’t sitting at home on Reddit.

The “stoned slacker” stereotype is actually pretty rare. I’ve been smoking daily since I was 19 (for the most part) but still managed to graduate college with a 3.75GPA and did pretty good for myself career wise.

My biggest hurdles were passing the drug tests, lol.

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FamburgerHelper 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'm a late bloomer, didn't start smoking weed until I was in my 50s. I mean, I smoked it before, as a teenager but it made me "paranoid," so I rarely ever smoked. But chronic joint pain, DDD & arthritis, had me looking for relief that wasn't going to get me all strung out on narcotics or blow up my liver lie taking NSAIDs every day. After overcoming that "paranoia" (it's just the THC taking one's perception out of one's comfort zone) I found it a useful tool for chronic pain management and it's fun and I never would have been red-pilled without it. Note: I started smoking weed as a Bernie supporter and am now a daily smoker MAGA maniac.

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Uzaka123 5 points ago +5 / -0

The last time I tried smoking weed someone gave me sour candy after and I tasted the fucking sour outside my skin. never again for me, lol.

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FamburgerHelper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh wow, that's funny. I mean, I hope it wasn't too trippy. I don't know how I managed to overcome the "paranoia," I just told myself I was thinking thoughts & noticing things at a level I wasn't used to. It was cool at first, now it mostly makes me chatty or sleepy.

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Uzaka123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd smoked like once or twice before that and just gotten the giggles at stupid shit but that last one wasn't pleasant, heart rate went through the roof and it took like 6 hours to wear off. I'd rather just enjoy a beer or a couple fingers of scotch on the rocks on a friday night to unwind lol.

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FamburgerHelper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Different strokes, fren. Takes all kinds to make the world go round. I sure wouldn't want to live in a world where EVERYONE is a pothead, LOL.

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to quit smoking due to the same issues you mention.

I used to smoke daily for many years. I ended up smoking up to a quarter Oz a day!

I stopped because it stopped feeling good. Got too much anxiety. And now, I don't like MJ

Delta 8 THC is pleasant sometimes. Delta 9 THC is the normal stuff that gets you very high. Delta 8 is legal in 42 states, and is a much more mild, more relaxing thing, that doesn't give the same type of anxiety or racing heartbeat that delta 9 THC does.

. Delta 9 THC comes from the female marijuana plant, and delta 8 THC comes from the male hemp plant.

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk if the stoner stereotypes are really rare... I used to be a stoner. I wasn't lazy. I was an active smoker who couldn't sit still while high.

I had to go for walks. Couldn't sleep until sober. It would keep me up.

With that said, my entire group of friends from highschool are still hardcore stoners. Every morning, all day, all night, all year for a decade.

They are mostly all losers. Started college, never finished, started again, never finished, doing it a third time...

Worked tons of dead end jobs, 26 still with dead end jobs, because they sent years not working at all just selling drugs.

To be fair, they got into hard drugs at different points in time, and I never touched much. I tried some things in life, but not like them, and never made a habit of any of that stuff.

But in my experience, a lot of stoners I know are losers. I know a lot of stoners who aren't losers either though!

And I don't blame the marijuana... I guess I'll just say, moderation is key. Those who cannot smoke marijuana in moderation, and get high before going to an important test or meeting as an adult... They are mostly losers.

I did that as a teenager. That's what teens do lol. But as an adult, you need to be smarter about being high at appropriate times, not when you need focus.

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Spacestar_Ordering 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't say it's rare, but a small portion of people who smoke weed. I'm 33 and it seems like most people will at least occasionally smoke a little weed. I only don't because I get intense anxiety and paranoia on it.

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BidenTouchedMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mud 90s. Smoked weed daily as a kid. Guess what we talked about when we were high? Yup..we talked about smoking weed. I quit smoking everyday.

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JonoftheDeD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their Trees Network us nothing but a socialist stream site that plays cringe Tim and Eric crap while bitching about trump 80 percent of the time.

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Spacestar_Ordering 2 points ago +2 / -0

Southpark (before they lost their balls) covered weed perfectly.

Kids shouldn't get the D.A.R.E. propaganda where they pretend it's the worst drug of all, but it's still a shitty vice that makes you okay with being bored.

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's it. Marijuana is very safe for being such a mind altering substance, but I hate stoners who pretend it has no bad effects in the body and mind.

I was a hardcore stoner. I understand that it's not all good, and that includes any and all drugs.

I hate stoners who say marijuana isn't a drug. Thc is a drug. All because you can't die from it doesn't make it a drug.

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nrjk1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously. I was a smoker and always hated the culture around it. When I smoke, I want to do things. I clean up the house, fix stuff, draw up plans for my woodshop, practice instruments, compose music. Some people just want to melt on a couch and waste time.

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Dustin_Turdeau 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is from Twatter, but the overlap is massive. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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buckfoomers 1 point ago +4 / -3

I know, but it's obviously an attempt to pander to the redditor crowd.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 3 points ago +3 / -0

@wholesomestoner

Degenerate

Well, everything seems to be in order here...

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Urusovite 17 points ago +20 / -3

Sad. 16 years old too... hey FBI! Do your job correctly for once!

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MeanMisterMustardCap 12 points ago +12 / -0

BASED BROTHER.

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BabyLivesMatter2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

What most liberals don't seem to understand is that, in a free society she is free to do as she pleases but that doesn't mean she's free of the judgement of others.

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erikc28484 10 points ago +11 / -1

WTF is only fans. I fail to understand what this meme / post is about. Please help.

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DonJr24 22 points ago +22 / -0

Only Fans is amateur pornhub where girls with no talents can go and post pics of their bodies or having sex and get simps to pay for it.

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erikc28484 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugh.

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el-y0y0s 9 points ago +9 / -0

is the word "wholesome" in her username some freaky code word none of us know about?

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Lurker404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trying to fool herself so she can sleep at night?

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buckfoomers -1 points ago +1 / -2

It's wholesome 100 keanu chungus redditspeak.

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BlackKat 8 points ago +8 / -0

The mom has an onlyfans too?!

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trumpmixtape 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same kid?

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MAGAsJustBegun 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I knew a girl in my family was doing only fans, I'd subscribe to her video / pictures, then anonymously send them to family members in the name of the person doing the sexual acts, and say "thought you'd enjoy this!"

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some might call it "slut shaming."

I call it "having standards."

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Redditcensorsyouandi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dumb harpy should have gotten an education.

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Appropriate: Tits or GTFO.

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MugaUSA -13 points ago +4 / -17

Please post link to the sister's Only Fans account. I need to verify...

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SpookyBandit 8 points ago +13 / -5

Simp faggot

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MugaUSA -14 points ago +3 / -17

Haha, found the incel!

Free country.

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SpookyBandit 5 points ago +8 / -3

You mean yourself? That explains thirsting over internet pussy. Lol

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MugaUSA -4 points ago +2 / -6

Just curious, how many time you jerk off to the half naked dude in the meme?

Free country. Have fun.

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giantrabbit1 -26 points ago +9 / -35

This is retarded. It's capitalism and the free market working as intended.

If you don't like it, go to Venezuela.

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deleted 28 points ago +28 / -0
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CaptainCornPop 23 points ago +23 / -0

She is free to be a whore, and her brother is free to be ashamed.

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novanleon 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just because you should have the freedom to do something doesn't mean you should do something.

We need to fight for people's freedom but also discourage people from doing things that will harm themselves and society as a whole.

This is the same nuance that people miss when they say conservatives were just as authoritarian 30+ years ago as the liberals are today. The conservatives in the USA have always been on the side of freedom, but that doesn't mean they didn't speak out against cultural rot and immorality... the difference is conservatives [for the most part] didn't use the power of government to take away your right to do these things.

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lmao 12 points ago +15 / -3

election fraud is just capitalism at work

abortion is just capitalism at work

sex operations are just capitalism at work

injecting hormones is just capitalism at work

slavery is just capitalism at work

war is just capitalism at work

being a hit man is just capitalism at work

selling drugs is just capitalism at work

try harder.

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Servantgodemperor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nobody said she can't whore herself own, if she wants to be a whore she can, but she's still a whore