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Philhelm 28 points ago +29 / -1

In a real life military tribunal. I don't play Minecraft.

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Donger-Lord2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just add that so I don’t have to gun down some feds at 3 am on my doorstep, in Minecraft.

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JudicialDredd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let the blocks hit the floor.

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Psilocybik 3 points ago +5 / -2

Of all the posters here, you're the one I've most thought is a fed for a long time.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

How come?

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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

You never once thought I was a fed? How DARE you!

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fren, we are all feds here.

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rightwing_duck -4 points ago +1 / -5

you're the type of guy who says "just kidding" after every joke you tell because you're scared of offending anyone.

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

What? That’s not even true, and even if it was, how does that make some a fed?

I’ll answer for you, it doesn’t, retarded faggot.

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MAGAsJustBegun 5 points ago +5 / -0

All it would take for America to form the world largest standing army in a week is for a man like Trump to say "do it! Meet here, now!".

That'd be it. There would be no turning back at that point.

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disgruntled_patriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Or, instead of waiting for word, we could just - and bear with me here pedes - just, kinda, i dunno....

DO IT!