Soon to be canceled (aka everything is bad to marxists):
- Curious George [ Monkeys are canceled because they imply blacks are monkeys (wut?!)]
- the Monkees band [ White people culturally appropriating curious george ]
- Slap Bracelets [ Slapping is violence. We must remove these due to violent overtones ]
- Walkman [ Um, try walkwymyn ? ]
- Beanie Babies [ Hate Speech, Dogwhistle to Mexican anchor babies ]
- Trapper-Keeper [ Product suggestive of hate crimes. Trap => Derogatory name for Transwoman. Product implies kidnapping and illegal detainer of transpeoples ]
- MTV [ Host of Patriarchy Misogyn videos=> cancel ]
- Duran Duran [ Misogyne and Stalker Videos ... Stalking black woman => cancel ]
- Pink Floyd [ Roger Waters => Cancel ]
- Def Leppard [ Sweaty White Male Rednecks => Cancel ]
- Gargoyles the cartoon [ Cuomo is a Gargoyle. Cancel Cuomo, Cancel Gargoyles ]
- He Man! [ Man = Patriarchy. Cancel He-Patriarchy ]
- Thundercats [ Thunder ==> Storm ==> Stormtroopers ==> Nazis (get it? GOoood) ]
- Transformers [Cultural appropriation of the word "Trans" ]
- GI Joe [ Excludes Trans and Wymyns from Military ]
- Boba Fett [ Culturally appropriates Boba Tea, from Vietnam Thailand, fat shames ]
- Strawberry Shortcake [ Normalizes objectification of children as food, objectificaiton of red-heads / Ginger-shames children ]
- She Ra [ aggrandizes white women and thus pushes white privilege and beauty ideals over the intersectional and marginalized ]
- Megatron [ His Crotchal area is a pistol trigger, which is a threatening male penile trope psychological trigger for me because it implies shooting projectiles and thus is a stand-in for male penis (as opposed to a non threatening transpenis) ]
- Karate [ it contains the neurolinquistic soundex "Rotty" and that grosses me out and implies non-freshness, which is a biohazard ] -- speaking of which...
- Krav Maga --- [ It contains MAGA and sounds Russian. That's a double threat. Also it's jewish. Jared Kushner is Jewish. So a triple threat. Yes we're all insane ]
- Rubics Cube [ Rube => Dupe or Yokel or blackberry...product insults user => Ban ]
- Madonna [ Madonna => Virgin Mary => Name promotes Christianity which we hate. BAN! ]
- Friends! Tv series [ A bunch of white people living together -- coven of privileged supremacists, future Trump supporters ]
- Vanilla ICE [ anti minority nazi and cultural appropriator, appropriated the name of the oppressor (Immigration customs enforcement), retroactively ]
- Bill Clinton Playing Saxophone [ Cultural appropriation of the black man's music ]
- Pokemon [ Poke a Mon; Hate Speech. Implies raping disadvantaged Jamaican males ]
sports cards [ "owning" people aka slave trading ]
"speculative human trafficking"
or
"Fantasy human trafficking"