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posted ago by ghost_of_aswartz ago by ghost_of_aswartz +83 / -0

Soon to be canceled (aka everything is bad to marxists):

  • Curious George [ Monkeys are canceled because they imply blacks are monkeys (wut?!)]
  • the Monkees band [ White people culturally appropriating curious george ]
  • Slap Bracelets [ Slapping is violence. We must remove these due to violent overtones ]
  • Walkman [ Um, try walkwymyn ? ]
  • Beanie Babies [ Hate Speech, Dogwhistle to Mexican anchor babies ]
  • Trapper-Keeper [ Product suggestive of hate crimes. Trap => Derogatory name for Transwoman. Product implies kidnapping and illegal detainer of transpeoples ]
  • MTV [ Host of Patriarchy Misogyn videos=> cancel ]
  • Duran Duran [ Misogyne and Stalker Videos ... Stalking black woman => cancel ]
  • Pink Floyd [ Roger Waters => Cancel ]
  • Def Leppard [ Sweaty White Male Rednecks => Cancel ]
  • Gargoyles the cartoon [ Cuomo is a Gargoyle. Cancel Cuomo, Cancel Gargoyles ]
  • He Man! [ Man = Patriarchy. Cancel He-Patriarchy ]
  • Thundercats [ Thunder ==> Storm ==> Stormtroopers ==> Nazis (get it? GOoood) ]
  • Transformers [Cultural appropriation of the word "Trans" ]
  • GI Joe [ Excludes Trans and Wymyns from Military ]
  • Boba Fett [ Culturally appropriates Boba Tea, from Vietnam Thailand, fat shames ]
  • Strawberry Shortcake [ Normalizes objectification of children as food, objectificaiton of red-heads / Ginger-shames children ]
  • She Ra [ aggrandizes white women and thus pushes white privilege and beauty ideals over the intersectional and marginalized ]
  • Megatron [ His Crotchal area is a pistol trigger, which is a threatening male penile trope psychological trigger for me because it implies shooting projectiles and thus is a stand-in for male penis (as opposed to a non threatening transpenis) ]
  • Karate [ it contains the neurolinquistic soundex "Rotty" and that grosses me out and implies non-freshness, which is a biohazard ] -- speaking of which...
  • Krav Maga --- [ It contains MAGA and sounds Russian. That's a double threat. Also it's jewish. Jared Kushner is Jewish. So a triple threat. Yes we're all insane ]
  • Rubics Cube [ Rube => Dupe or Yokel or blackberry...product insults user => Ban ]
  • Madonna [ Madonna => Virgin Mary => Name promotes Christianity which we hate. BAN! ]
  • Friends! Tv series [ A bunch of white people living together -- coven of privileged supremacists, future Trump supporters ]
  • Vanilla ICE [ anti minority nazi and cultural appropriator, appropriated the name of the oppressor (Immigration customs enforcement), retroactively ]
  • Bill Clinton Playing Saxophone [ Cultural appropriation of the black man's music ]
  • Pokemon [ Poke a Mon; Hate Speech. Implies raping disadvantaged Jamaican males ]
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deepbake 2 points ago +2 / -0

sports cards [ "owning" people aka slave trading ]