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donkey_go_home 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yea...but....he wanted to grab em by the pussy, therefore your argument is moot. No standing. /s

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human_centipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even feed Japanese fish properly. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo. And I'm all, 'you've gotta be shittin' me!' But check this out man, judge should be like

[bangs fist on table]

'GUILTY!' Peace.

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Assault-Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I OBJECT! I OBJECT THAT THIS MAN INTERRUPTED ME WHEN I WAS WATCHING "OW! MY BALLS"!!!

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are so far removed from reality if you really think that way it’s pathetic and sad