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OldGreg 34 points ago +34 / -0

2/3 false positives, anyone? I’ll buy that for $1.

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SassyDebb60 25 points ago +25 / -0

They have been faking all the false positives from the beginning!

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DonaldisHuge 15 points ago +15 / -0

<gasp> could it be FINANCIAL incentive for all these places to CLAIM that someone tests pos for covid?!? Nah/sarc

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mixednuts86 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold on there, bigot. We only support narratives that stay away from the fact that people make money off of sickness. The same group that wanted to crucify martin shkreli back in the day seem to be completely fine believing that J&J, moderna, pfizer and the rest or big pharma really care about getting people healthy. There is no way a hospital, the bastion of good will in this country where you can pay tens of thousands for an ER visit would EVER do anything close to malpractice when it comes to classifying covid deaths and cases. You're just a conspiracy nut job.

Remember when they intubated and killed so many people when they could have been using Hydroxy chloroquine? Gotta pump those death numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. "Oops.. our bad. Maybe we don't put everyone on vents so quickly."

Still not convinced that they didn't intubate Trump's friend early on during covid for him to see how "vicious" the disease was.

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MrCappuccino 8 points ago +8 / -0

This happened to someone i know. The whole family filled out paperwork, were told the wait was like 3 hours long, didnt want to wait and said they would be back. Two days later they received messages that they all tested positive for China Virus and were never tested....This was not in FL either. So who knows who else it was happening to.

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Biteyourowntongue 2 points ago +2 / -0

This exact scenario happened to some friends of mine as well.

They ended up testing at an entirely different location and still got "results".

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redinmn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Simple enough...... Every fake test is another hundred bucks some company can bill the state/feds for. I live a thousand miles away from Florida, but because I ordered fingerprint cards from there for a carry permit, for some reason I now get notifications of when I can go in for my vaccine by email. I replied and one of their health people told me they would take care of it, but that hasnt happened. So somehow they are combining databases of possible carry permit holders with health records.

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pup1pup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry guys, we can trust the science!

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ThePoisonBullet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Becsuse it is a CULT

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Jmadness 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO. Cause too many states are following Florida's lead and that must stop.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why people are testing positive for corona virus tests they never received?"

because... Stacey Abrams is pushing "CCP virus test by mail" and she is harvesting the test results?

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onesummerdream 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s roughly the same methodology where by people can cast a vote without actually voting.

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Cicero1992 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is from July people, move along

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STIDGIT64 -2 points ago +3 / -5

When i was about 24 iwas out drinking with an Uncle and hooked up with cute girl, the 2 of us were making out like mad and well my uncle decided he wanted to go to another bar and i did not want to leave as figured i was going to get lucky well my uncle pulled me to side and let me know that by playing tonsil hockey with her i was a cock sucker by proxy because that girl liked to suck cock. S

So those testing positive with out taking the test were around some one who did so they are positive by proxy.

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chahn1138 3 points ago +4 / -1

Are you a Commie? Florida is NOT LYING!

How about: THEY GET MONEY FOR POSTIVE CASES

That should not have been so hard.

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