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Formerlurker92 80 points ago +81 / -1

I laughed, then felt sad

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JudicialDredd 32 points ago +33 / -1

And then I thought of the absolute champion unit we had that was DJT...

And now we've been rigged into literal Chinese Assets.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our republic has been reduced to a CCP vassal state without a single shot.

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deleted 13 points ago +14 / -1
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GTHAYS 3 points ago +3 / -0

When did joe get fat? I knew he was senile, but now you mention he's overweight too?

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ShyRipley 12 points ago +12 / -0

My exact reaction too...

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leakmouth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Feels good then bad man

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

It doesn't feel bad to me because I don't accept Biden as my president. Never will.

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1ValhallaJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well it's funny cuz it's true

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ShyRipley 24 points ago +24 / -0

YES. Watched it live, was like oh no he isn't omg he just DID, look at him. Fearless. Nerves of steel, our GEOTUS

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump should have saved some that boss energy and launched the Insurrection Act to stop the destruction of America.

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FireannDireach 21 points ago +21 / -0

Remember when Donald J. Trump played chicken with China over tariffs, and China blinked? That was awesome.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 22 points ago +22 / -0

The whole world blinked, and then when we opened our eyes China had released a bioweapon on the planet.

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Junionthepipeline 7 points ago +7 / -0

Then bought our goverment

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leakmouth 10 points ago +10 / -0

β€œlike” a boss? Mothafucka he IS da boss

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Raziel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still is... technically. eyebrow wiggle

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm on the south side. I'm on the north side. South side. North side. See. Easy.

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BorisovitchOslav 37 points ago +38 / -1

🀑🌎, nothing to add.

Oh wait, one last thing: Trump won, BIGLY!

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +7 / -1

I access this site through my browser and it doesn't give me the option to use emojis. What do you use?

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Donger-Lord2 5 points ago +5 / -0

He uses iPhone.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was guessing it was an app that does that. I can't type for squat on a phone.

I'm gong to go see if there is an app in the store for my laptop.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be depending on your type of laptop.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nothing at the App Store. I've got Windows running on virtual machine so will check that next.

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CrimsonSentinal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or you can painstakingly copy paste all your phone’s emojis and send them (email) to yourself and save them as a note or document and copy paste whenever you want from your desktop. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜Ž

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant.

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CrimsonSentinal 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you’re using Apple ecosystem just create a note on your phone/iPad and air drop it to your Mac/laptop. It’s what I did... and whenever you want to use an emoji just highlight/copy and paste. It’s a little time consuming but it works.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good suggestion. I think I'll just continue to just type out "clown world".

The other thing I'd like to figure out is how to do the strike-through thing on this site.

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Windows key + period = Win 10 emoji menu

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I use Fren...

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Voting machines were connected to Internet

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RabidZoo 17 points ago +18 / -1

When is Biden going to visit the DMZ? Hopefully soon...and I hope the USSS lets him fall on a landmine.

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Populist_Leader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gonna have to CumSwallow Harris

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Raziel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Camel Hubris!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Camel Hairs!

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FireannDireach 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet Biden never leaves the country again. And after this year, never leaves his home as ex-President.

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Ben45 10 points ago +11 / -1

suprficial titles don't make people leaders

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth.

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siliconia 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's still technically the craziest leader. Leader implies leadership, not given a title and sitting in a regeneration chamber in the basement to be taken out 3 minutes a day to read the speeches that were given to you.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rodrigo Duterte has entered the chat.

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ChenkyYoungTurdSoup 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least Duterte is a populist pede!

Still crazy tho... But, he has a lot of forgivable qualities....

But still crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. He calls out some of the Deep State Crime Syndicate.

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ChenkyYoungTurdSoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mobutu Sese Seko has entered the chat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did he do that qualifies as crazy?

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ChenkyYoungTurdSoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's crazy in a good way πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

#HighEnergy

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Nopa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden isnt crazy, he's senile.

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NowThatsChippos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are we just going to pretend Justin Trudeau doesn't exist? Angela Merkel? I think we've got more contenders than that.

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TBGJC 5 points ago +7 / -2

President Trump admired his cleverness with the "dotard" insult. That's why Trump respected Kim

He's usually used to the generic "Nazi" and "White supremacist" and "fascist". It gets tiring

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Meddlesom 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Dotard" wasn't actually used by Kim, it was something a western journalist came up with when translating solely because it rhymes with Donald.

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GabeC1997 5 points ago +5 / -0

Admittedly, he wasn't ever actually crazy. Basically a puppet for the military, but never crazy.

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RandArrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot chainsmoking diabetic drunk. But hey, if you suddenly found yourself at the head of that shitshow, what you going to do, hide?

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StartAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left is so evil that they project some of their own (e.g. KKK, nazis) on to other people.

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UsurperJoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

He doesn't deliberately destroy his country

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c89631147e 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sad thing is he isn’t β€œcrazy” just your run of the mill dictator.

Joe Biden on the other hand...

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spezisthedevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Craziest reader is Kiddy-Sniffer Joe.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Moron Trudeau was always crazier anyway.

Obviously RotUS Creepy Joe Biden, or the one pretending to be President who was raised in Canada called Kamala, very crazy when compared to the North Korean chap.

North Korean "elections" have more transparency and accuracy than US elections do these days?

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FusionRealm 3 points ago +3 / -0

ROFLMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ror

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +4 / -1

After watching GEOTUS walk into North Korea like a god damn boss I find myself wondering how much of what they say about Kim is straight up propaganda. You could just feel the admiration flowing out of Kim for GEOTUS. All we really know about Kim is from the Fake News Media.

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahha

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GraboidBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read this in Crowder's Kim voice.

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or the most corrupt. Or perverted. Or demented.

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Craziest Reader, ROR...

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ILoveSilk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started to like Kim when he cursed Xibaiden.

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Lonnie62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Memories....I loved it when President Trump told him his Nuke Button was Bigger and it worked too!

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trayvon 2 points ago +4 / -2

This dude had a deep respect for Trump. As Trump said in the second debate: "Having a good relationship with the leader of other countries is a good thing."

And Joe responded: "Well we had a good relationship with Hitler too, until he in fact invaded...Europe."

Most idiotic answer I've ever heard. I thought that Joe would never win after that, but people are stupider than I thought, and they stole more votes than I thought.

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jaybordelon60 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedo joe did not win!

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WhiteTrashJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is not crazy he is just demented

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't he be saying "Kek"?

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

He never was for a long time, tbh. There is a mountain of things to criticize over him and north korea and rightfully so but compared to usa they aren't that bad anymore. We overlook genocides(china), allow human trafficking in the border(as well as companies using child labor) and wars.etc

We just hide behind the 1st world title.

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americandrunk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh.

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Nipplebuddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

rocket Man isn't even the world's craziest Dictator, now

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kim never was the craziest leader.

Yeah, he does fucked up shit to his people, like dozens of other counties, which we take part in the slave trades and such we pretend to be against.

So, why does the western world really hate North Korea? Anyone have an answer?

Is it because our enemies run the place? Is it because they refuse Rothschild central banking institutions?

Is it because they seek independent power? What's the real reason we hate them?

Because it has nothing to do with brainwashing, harsh labor, starvation, political persecution, ect.

Because we do that ourselves, and work beside nations that do all of this on a larger scale per capita than North Korea.

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw this when I just woke up and was like β€œWHAT”????? Then was like β€œOH” Yeah I get it.πŸ₯²

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2Legit2Quit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ro ronger crazriest reader. Ror

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who knew mass murderers could look so happy!

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cutest Death Camp Counselor 2021

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone draw a 9 dash line around Washington DC. I'd do it myself, but I'm super lazy.

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Tx4wheel2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry this is a misquote, it's "I no wronged craziest reader"

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Jmricht 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s got a faux hawk

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poopsalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, assuming we talk like that here cuz we're white. This is what actual racism looks like

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learntocode 2 points ago +3 / -1

uh, ifn he did

why hello fellow millipede

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