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Help is on the way guys (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by tycho ago by tycho +1688 / -1
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grndmrshlgando 57 points ago +57 / -0

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help"

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p1smo 28 points ago +28 / -0

The nine most terrifying words.

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Equality72521 13 points ago +14 / -1

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

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MAGASquatch 10 points ago +11 / -1

I believe that Reagan meant to say that the most terrifying words are:

I'm Joe Biden and I'm here to sniff."

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

TOPKEK!

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hillaryprison 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would rather a mormon be at my door step than the government, any day.

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p1smo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mormons are at least polite and play a mean game of basketball. Hell, I'd even take a Hare Krishna or Scientologist over Uncle Sam.

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RandoBudster 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joe's cavalry. All the lying dog face pony soldiers getting ready to ride.

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fusreedah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cavalry*

Calvary is the site of Jesus' execution.

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RandoBudster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh?

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

You had it spelled "calvery" before the edit.

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RandoBudster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. Yep, typo cop got me. Was too lazy to spell check 1st time around. Still you gotta admit it was a kinda clever post.

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, okay. But why are you saying "huh" if you knew what I was talking about.

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RandoBudster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just goofin' to make you reply and see if you'd catch the edit. No Iill will.

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SFAM1A 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'MON, MAN!

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SenorTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOW DARE YOU!?

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findthewarmspot 8 points ago +8 / -0

After a year of lockdowns, here’s $1400 that you won’t even qualify for... BUT that fucking illegal that just crossed the Texas border with Covid, will get it. 🖕🏻🖕🏻

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Seenev 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. Freaking ridiculous. The people who got free money to not work all year get more and more but those of us who never stopped working get capped out for making too much while prices skyrocket.

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newuser999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unemployed people have made $700 per week for the last year plus all of these relief checks. If you add it all up its 39k per year for doing literally nothing. It's insane. And if a single mom had 2 kids it would add up to nearly 50k for doing absolutely nothing all year except file for unemployment. And Biden wants to extend this another year? Makes no sense for anyone who makes less than $23 to work. Just quit and file unemployment for mental health reasons.

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Seenev 1 point ago +1 / -0

My company has canceled bonuses and raises the last two years and blamed covid. I wish I had been furloughed this whole time. I make too much to get the full stimulus payments but prices in Los Angeles continue to rise so we're losing money. If I had no official job, I could be doing freelance work or furthering my education while getting paid. But no... Let's punish the people who actually work.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should have posted that in Spanish, Joe. The only ones you are helping don't speak English.

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AtticusDenzil 4 points ago +4 / -0

not funny for those who suffer because some retards voted the dementia patient

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MAGAMight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is coming?

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Absolute_Savagery 2 points ago +2 / -0

109k deaths later....

C'mon man!!! HELP IS STILL ON THE WAY, but in the meantime enjoy higher costs for everything, death of manufacturing and oilfield jobs, a flood of untested illegal immigrants, and a tranny for assistant health secretary.

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Patriot1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Save me Joe Biden save me!!!!

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RampRat43 1 point ago +1 / -0

YEAH JO JO NUM NUTS BUT NOT FRO "U", GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT AND YOU COMICS!

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Dieselslacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Naw, you aren't going to help anyone, least of all your constituents

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Rusty_Shackleford 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's going to help the CCP.

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Shadowflare 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if he was low key rubbing it in?

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I don't care if the economy is struggling. I wanna sniff you." -Broadway Joe Biden.

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lispboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This will go great on a T-shirt

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zerocooltx 1 point ago +1 / -0

help is on the way...to foreign governments and my corporate buddies.