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After years of hiding in the closet I'm coming out as a conservative Christian who had overbearing gay queer transsexual co-parents. I will not be oppressed any longer, I AM SUPER STRAIGHT AND PROUD!
posted ago by CMDRConanAAnderson ago by CMDRConanAAnderson +1342 / -1

After being silenced for too long I've had enough. Guys, it's time. I'm risking my life and all 2 of my friends by doing this. Now call me brave or you're a bigot. Where's my parade and medals?

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– Mintap 17 points ago +17 / -0

There are a lot of closeted heterosexuals out there. It is especially those that doth protest too much.

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– smackdownfletch 9 points ago +9 / -0

OMG I was so tired having to pretend to be bi. I mean, getting taken out to dinner was nice, but having to put out was literally a pain in the ass. I'm coming out as super straight!

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://youtu.be/EIwRdm83ixQ

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