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After years of hiding in the closet I'm coming out as a conservative Christian who had overbearing gay queer transsexual co-parents. I will not be oppressed any longer, I AM SUPER STRAIGHT AND PROUD!
posted ago by CMDRConanAAnderson ago by CMDRConanAAnderson +1342 / -1

After being silenced for too long I've had enough. Guys, it's time. I'm risking my life and all 2 of my friends by doing this. Now call me brave or you're a bigot. Where's my parade and medals?

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– Anaconda 13 points ago +13 / -0

only chicks with vaginas (for men) and dudes with dicks (for women).

this is our battle cry! where's our super straight pride flag?

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– leo-bulero 20 points ago +20 / -0

Apparently our flag is orange and black, which means that Halloween is now super straight pride day!

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– LokeyLewd 10 points ago +10 / -0

I knew I loved Halloween for some strange reason...

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