My dada was my xirrogate and my papa was my matxernal figure along with xer's ex-xirfriend. At age 7 I was running the household as they spend their time at the gay bathhouses. The first time I slapped the chicken tendies plate out his hand was at age 10 when they asked if I was ready to transition yet and I told him I knew they were spiking the food with hormones. After that I read about 4Chan and it was all over for them, I left the house and got a job at the butcher block while in high school. I now eat at least 3 servings of meat a day to make up for my infant years vegan diet which left me lactose intolerant.