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NimbleNavigator20202 9 points ago +9 / -0

This... makes all too much sense. These absolutely RETARDED Fucks should be reminded exactly as you've stated... stylized exactly like they would say something similar... because it's incontrovertibly true. Non Super Straights DO NOT continue Humanity.

"Thank a Super Straight person for your existence today!"

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

STUNNING AND BRAVE!

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TheOne1 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are so brave and strong. I could never tell my parents. I think they suspect something since I married a woman. They have to be sure now since she got pregnant three times... Maybe with your help I can muster up the courage to tell them of my straightness?

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Kekintosh2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of your super straightness

ReclaimTheRainbow

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EvensoAmen 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm literally shaking right now.

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Finnsforgeotus 1 point ago +1 / -0

under dooted comment

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

There should be a day and parade for you brave folks ha ha

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SecretSauce45 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awesome! There are sooo many women that have been waiting for millinial men to grab their balls and say" hey you know what, IM NOT GAY! And Babies will be made!

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mailinvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inb4 the left start "super straight" conversion therapy courses.

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BrionK 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a proud 47 year old SuperStraight GenXer man with beautiful SuperStraight wife and four SuperStraight children I want to continue to reassure you will this path is difficult; MSM, Academy, Hollywood and now DC will hate you, but with God, Family and the HUGE support of fellow Americans you will be rewarded A LOT.

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Will 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome!

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giggitybooped 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, in today's climate you can't say anything against someone trans or it's bigoted and the mob comes after you. People have been bashed in the head and had their stores looted and torched for less.

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prepare yourself for persecution

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core101 1 point ago +1 / -0

So brave, and so lucky to have supportive parents.

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will represent your (our) people. ELECT ME!!!1! 🐣

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

at last, I have a voice

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

SO BRAVE

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Belleoffreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Super straight" is more than sexual orientation: it is following the rules, generally.

Working, loving commitment, treating others fairly, respecting legitimate laws, honesty, etc. Also, strength.

"If you can keep your head when all about you

are losing theirs, and blaming it on you.....

If, Rudyard Kipling

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

STUNNING #BRAVE