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DeepWinter 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't eat sugar-flavored vegetable shortening stuffed cookies anymore. Used to be able to down an entire bag of Oreos, then I learned what the creme filling was made of and why they can't legally call it "cream" according to the FDA (no dairy).

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unashamed 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s interesting is why the creator named them “Hydrox”. At the time, it was a popular marketing term, just like radium, quantum, space age, surgical grade, etc. Today, the term just makes the public think of chemicals.

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jubyeonin [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, it probably sounded futuristic back then. Now it makes me think of something people put under the sink and don't lock away properly because they're terrible parents.

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sully 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish they were easier to find locally instead of buying them online.

Hydrox are what Oreo cookies are supposed to taste like. Its night and day. As soon as you have a Hydrox, you'll never want an Oreo again.

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jubyeonin [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They apparently make them not too far from where I live. I'm going to find a store that sells them.

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KuhlooKuhlay 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's been proven that both Hydrox cookies and Bryllcreme increase old timey manliness by up to 38%

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unashamed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve used Brylcreme a few times, but it caused my hairline to breakout. Also, I found I don’t “have so perfect hair” with it. Leaves my hair feeling dry and heavy.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

"A little dab will do ya!"

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure both are just made with chemicals and beef tallow.

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unashamed 1 point ago +1 / -0

touché

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well for starters, "a little dab'll do ya" as the old saying goes re: Bryllcreme.

I rarely use it myself but I have thick and robust- dare I say- almost Presidential hair.

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CornPopOfficial 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hydrox are super straight. ◼️🟧

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Warren_Masters64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't those cute the coof?

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Liberty_Prime 1 point ago +2 / -1

Other cookies exist.