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ManateeRanMild 15 points ago +15 / -0

He looks like a confident, happy guy with a mischievous sense of humor.

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Bazzellle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Neanderthals > soys

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

Neanderthals didn't take bullshit.

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logan34 2 points ago +3 / -1

Didnt they get raped out of existence?

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diamondsword 3 points ago +3 / -0

No they interbred with humans

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Averon 6 points ago +6 / -0

They were humans.

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Spacestar_Ordering 0 points ago +1 / -1

Isn't the NFL mostly black though? Sub-Saharan African is one of the few groups of people who don't have Neanderthal ancestry (as I understood).

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MySidesGoUp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Procreation - so easy, a [White Super Straight] Caveman can do it...

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christ93_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beat me to it

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Arwyn3x 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the whole human race can thank me for providing those sparkling blue eyes that look like they came from a glacier lake, and blond hair to go with it. But don't for get red hair and green eyes, or silky black hair with blue eyes.

But more then that my group survived and thrived during the a real ice age, we hunted mastodons with pointy sticks, killed them and fed not only ourselves but our family and anyone who was hungry. - so you get your work ethic, your will to survive, and voluntary generosity from me too.

What is more important to you, blond hair and blue eyes, or a solid work ethic along with a generous spirit?

And remember your genetics class, dark is dominant so blue-eyed blonds can mate for generations and they will never produce kinky black hair and brown eyes.

And here is another heresy for ya - traces of Neanderthals were found in Israel so maybe your awareness of God came from us too.

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ministry_of_truth 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's ridiculous we've come to a point were we have to meme a flag for heterosexuality. That being said, that flag is fucking tough. Kudos to whoever made it

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diamondsword 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess it's our turn to be super special

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they can 'identify as' a pansexual, genderqueer dragonkin, I can be a SuperStraight Neanderthal.

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JackWoods 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sont forget to " deplorable", "chump",

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OrangeManVeryGood [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

But as the new Neanderthals, we can even play the race card!

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SFAM1A 2 points ago +2 / -0

And bitter clinger. Don't forget bitter clinger

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WinterSoldier82 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit, with this Lockdown and all: I look like him already.

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tucker2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

finally my Meme !

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IllUseAnchorBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the super straight meme so much. I haven’t laughed this hard in months... It’s perfect!

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like one of the Dragon Age: Origins presets. "Charmed, I'm sure."

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Itateeverybody 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where did this super straight thing come from? I haven't really been on here in a couple days and I'm seeing it everywhere.

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NoCoupForYouTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neanderthal prefers organic, whole organs, not artificial ones laced with lab grown chemicals!

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russianbot4673 -1 points ago +1 / -2

look i know this whole super straight thing is the cool meme of the day to brainlessly parrot and go along with, but sorry but this whole "super straight" thing is actually kind of really fucking stupid. i get that it's being done to piss off libs by being confrontational, but the stupid irony of it is that it's actually playing right into the left's hands.

we don't need some new label to describe not wanting to fuck a fake woman who has a dick or a big gash wound where a dick used to be. we already have a label for that.

it's just called being straight.

a) it would've pissed off the left MORE, had people just make a point of saying something like "i'm straight and straight men don't fuck chicks with or who ever had dicks".

b) by instead picking a new label, in essence what you are doing is abandoning the label of 'straight' to the left, and thus making it easier for them to get away with spreading the notion that "straight" people can in fact fuck trannies.

c) you should've picked simply the word "straight" as the "hill to die on", not gave it up, not went for some new hill to call your own, some new, much smaller, stupider hill of "super straight". why the fuck should we admit defeat over what "straight" means? fight for simply being straight and insisting that trannies are not part of what it means to be straight.

in short, this whole thing is fucking gay. and counterproductive. it helps accomplish the goals of the left.

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bratt 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is straight.
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This is super straight.


It is more betterer.

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russianbot4673 0 points ago +1 / -1

no, the 'super straight' people are literally saying 'i'm super straight, which means i don't fuck trannies', which is implicitly also saying that 'straight people do fuck trannies'.

which means calling yourself super straight is giving liberals the concession that 'straight people can fuck trannies and still be straight', which is what they've been trying to say for years now, which means you're helping them score a victory. congrats.