A coworker and I went to a restaurant one day. She was being particularly obnoxious about being a vegan and his eating meat is a horrible crime. She ordered a salad or something, completely meat free of course. I then ordered three hamburgers. We sat down to eat, and she asked me, why three burgers? I looked her right in the eye and said “I’m eating the burger I was going to eat, the burger you should be eating, and one more more burger to punish the cows for your insolence”
Needless to say, she didn’t talk to me for about week (she got over it of course). I think I made my point because she never brought up being a vegan again.
I literally did this in front of a vegan person.
A coworker and I went to a restaurant one day. She was being particularly obnoxious about being a vegan and his eating meat is a horrible crime. She ordered a salad or something, completely meat free of course. I then ordered three hamburgers. We sat down to eat, and she asked me, why three burgers? I looked her right in the eye and said “I’m eating the burger I was going to eat, the burger you should be eating, and one more more burger to punish the cows for your insolence”
Needless to say, she didn’t talk to me for about week (she got over it of course). I think I made my point because she never brought up being a vegan again.
Super meat eater!