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posted ago by Kekxile ago by Kekxile +741 / -2

I only date fit, attractive women who have normal-colored hair, wear sun dresses, and know how to cook. COME AT ME LIBS REEEEEEEEEEEE

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JustTheNews 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a FAG! Im Straight to the Power of Googolplex. I only date ride or die women.....a woman who will cook? Shiiiiit, my woman will go to the woods, kill our food, dress it, skin it, cook it, and clean the dishes, then put me to sleep in only a way a woman can......plus she hates commies......

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Kekxile [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

THAT'S HSTRAGGOT TO YOU, HYPERPHOBE

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CanadianSalt 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've gone plaid.

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B1ueCo11ar 8 points ago +8 / -0

BAM hyper straight here too. Thats why I married one.

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eagle-eyes2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forget Super Straight and Hyper Straight: I AM MAGA STRAIGHT

I would never accept any other President than Donald J. Trump!

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giacomo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm ultra hyper straight , don't come at me unless you're a real woman

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Ariel125 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wear a skirt everyday, everywhere. They are made out of stretchy t-shirt material. They are COMFY AF; screw yoga pants compared to these! Everyone is always like ‘why are you so dressed up?” My husband appreciates it, too. Little do they know that a skirt or dress is comparable to the functionality and comfort of a onsie.

Other women don’t realize what they are missing.

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Skirts are excellent. There’s a reason kilts are a thing. Men are also missing out on easy peeing and ventilation.

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ireallylikedogs2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got fat for the trucker strike and they haven't done the food shortage thing so now I'm just fat, otherwise I'd join you.

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crazyjackel 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m Ultra-hyper-straight, I refuse to date sub-straights who would decide or even prefer to date trans and those hypo-straights who refuse to date super straights.

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Thep1mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Straight as fuck.

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RedFoxOnFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm super duper straight.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mega Straight

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fthecoup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm el uber hombre straight.

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Notme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am MAGA straight.

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DJ_NeckFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

ULTRA SUPER PRO STRAIGHT

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was pretty funny......

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Damadhatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

All aboard the ludacris straight!!

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Valvoline 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never knew I was hyper straight until I read this post. Damn, you are a shepherd.

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uber straight

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TopBloke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m mega hyper straight, I’m so straight that I don’t even touch my own dick - I get my buddy James to hold it fore at the urinal. You want catch me touching a penis, not this faggott.