What a FAG! Im Straight to the Power of Googolplex. I only date ride or die women.....a woman who will cook? Shiiiiit, my woman will go to the woods, kill our food, dress it, skin it, cook it, and clean the dishes, then put me to sleep in only a way a woman can......plus she hates commies......
I wear a skirt everyday, everywhere. They are made out of stretchy t-shirt material. They are COMFY AF; screw yoga pants compared to these! Everyone is always like ‘why are you so dressed up?” My husband appreciates it, too. Little do they know that a skirt or dress is comparable to the functionality and comfort of a onsie.
I’m Ultra-hyper-straight, I refuse to date sub-straights who would decide or even prefer to date trans and those hypo-straights who refuse to date super straights.
I’m mega hyper straight, I’m so straight that I don’t even touch my own dick - I get my buddy James to hold it fore at the urinal. You want catch me touching a penis, not this faggott.
What a FAG! Im Straight to the Power of Googolplex. I only date ride or die women.....a woman who will cook? Shiiiiit, my woman will go to the woods, kill our food, dress it, skin it, cook it, and clean the dishes, then put me to sleep in only a way a woman can......plus she hates commies......
THAT'S HSTRAGGOT TO YOU, HYPERPHOBE
I've gone plaid.
BAM hyper straight here too. Thats why I married one.
Forget Super Straight and Hyper Straight: I AM MAGA STRAIGHT
I would never accept any other President than Donald J. Trump!
I'm ultra hyper straight , don't come at me unless you're a real woman
I wear a skirt everyday, everywhere. They are made out of stretchy t-shirt material. They are COMFY AF; screw yoga pants compared to these! Everyone is always like ‘why are you so dressed up?” My husband appreciates it, too. Little do they know that a skirt or dress is comparable to the functionality and comfort of a onsie.
Other women don’t realize what they are missing.
Skirts are excellent. There’s a reason kilts are a thing. Men are also missing out on easy peeing and ventilation.
I got fat for the trucker strike and they haven't done the food shortage thing so now I'm just fat, otherwise I'd join you.
I’m Ultra-hyper-straight, I refuse to date sub-straights who would decide or even prefer to date trans and those hypo-straights who refuse to date super straights.
Straight as fuck.
I'm super duper straight.
Mega Straight
I'm el uber hombre straight.
I am MAGA straight.
ULTRA SUPER PRO STRAIGHT
That was pretty funny......
All aboard the ludacris straight!!
I never knew I was hyper straight until I read this post. Damn, you are a shepherd.
Uber straight
I’m mega hyper straight, I’m so straight that I don’t even touch my own dick - I get my buddy James to hold it fore at the urinal. You want catch me touching a penis, not this faggott.