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JudicialDredd 38 points ago +39 / -1

Close one.

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thisguy883 24 points ago +25 / -1

I had got the Coof and I told my friend that I had a 0.06% chance of dying.

He said he would pray for me.

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Chachiex 8 points ago +10 / -2

10% chance of dying of vaccine if over 65.

Hmmnn

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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247MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up study from Israel. They found their elderly 40 times more likely to die from the covid shot than covid!

Younger people 260 times more likely. This fake vaccine is a mass killer - just wait a year to see the most carnage from them- these immediate deaths are just a bonus

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

A little place we like to call "the internet"

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Kweebecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

All fairness, prayer on its own has about a 0.06% chance success rate, so basically, he just made you immortal. You should thank him.

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pente1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

... pray for you to what ? ? ?

Did you owe him money?

Sorry I gendered him.

.... oh shit sorry.

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah he could've caved and got the shot :p

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, more than 48 hours with no sense of taste and you run the risk of deciding the eat healthy since you can't taste it anymore. Crisis averted though.