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Officer_Glowie 121 points ago +121 / -0

I believe this meme has gotten the most mileage out of any meme known to mankind.

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KekistanPM 42 points ago +43 / -1

Shouldn't everyone who isn't super straight have really angry faces though?

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GetMeOutOfNJ 58 points ago +58 / -0

Nope the gay people don't want to sleep with the t people but they are still attracted to superstraights. Really everyone wants the supers but the issue is you have to be a super to get one.

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War_Hamster 42 points ago +43 / -1

There's a lot of wisdom in this.

I've always postulated that a lot of teens start experimenting with the LGBTQ stuff because their hormones are raging and they're not getting any play from the opposite sex.

It's also a bit of a "loser" thing, as the misfits have finally found a common bond to rally around and form their own peer groups. It's kind of sad, because many people are late bloomers; "losers" in high school and perfectly normal once they grow out of their awkwardness as an adult (provided. they haven't mutilated their genitalia in an effort to score woke points).

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think I mentioned pushing in another post nearby. Madison Avenue and Hollywood got the memo long ago to promote this crap. I don't watch sitcoms, but am aware of how they are shoving this stuff down our throats.

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weme06 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha! I never have time to watch TV and I saw that one. They will ban "It's Pat" the movie someday.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, Madison Avenue is the nerve center of commercials.

They hit us from every angle.

There's a reason the Marxists took over those industries that shape public opinion very early on. Hollywood, TV, MSM, Universities, K-12, etc....and now they're trying to get into things like Dr. Seuss. They are insidious.

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Captain-D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait is this the Jake from State Fa commercial with the pizza delivery girl who gives him the huge container of ranch? Lol

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh, and we also can't dismiss how marketing/Hollywood have shoved the idea that we all need to be "beautiful people". That destroys self esteem in many teens.

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Winning_Bigly 7 points ago +9 / -2

To be fair to that group, there is a very high percentage that were sexually abused as minors. I can only imagine the damage that would cause, but more importantly, they don’t have the right to thrust more damage on to others. Seek therapy, not perversion.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good correction. I recently went out of my way to thank my parents for raising me well.

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TP4bunghole 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's also a bit of a "loser" thing, as the misfits have finally found a common bond to rally around and form their own peer groups.

That's leftism in a nutshell -- successful, motivated, confident people don't spend their whole lives bitching and whining about being oppressed and looking for handouts. Leftism is when the weak losers gang up to try to ruin the game for the winners.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

#SuperAlliance train is leaving the station!

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Wrexxis780 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s gets more mileage than the average tranny and their lonely lives.

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Choppers remorse.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too goddamn funny.

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hows the bat soup today? Fresh?

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 4 points ago +4 / -0

So fresh it's still flopping around in the broth.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

So fresh it's still flopping around in the bowl.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even more than Pam from "The Office"! That poor lady doesn't even get royalties.

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SecretSempai 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s because it perfectly parodies every possible defence the trans horde have by forcing them to use their opponents rhetoric themselves.

It’s accidentally fucking brilliant.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except in Sweden where it was banned 4 years ago.

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loverat 71 points ago +71 / -0

Not to mention our real vaginas are works of art and marvels of engineering unlike the festering artificially constructed sinkholes trannies think REAL men should be plowing lest they be called TRANSPHOBE. I mean BITCH PLEASE. It's not like it can end with what it was actually designed to facilitate. YOU'LL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN.

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GetMeOutOfNJ 19 points ago +19 / -0

WE HAVE THE BEST ALPHA WOMAN

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SFAM1A 16 points ago +16 / -0

This has to be hands-down one of the funniest comments I have ever read on this site

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War_Hamster 12 points ago +12 / -0

The term "front hole" has not stopped being hilarious. It's the natural culmination of the cult of wokeness.

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trump1 5 points ago +5 / -0

stinkhole FTFY.

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KiTA 44 points ago +44 / -0

Heard that there are now Super Lesbians, Super Gays, Super Bisexuals coming out too. Not just Super Straights.

The best part is that they're throwing the same "respect my sexuality bigot" garbage in the radical left's faces and they can't comprehend it at all.

All good politically incorrect memes have a kernel of uncomfortable truth in their core. It's why the left can't meme, they can't accept uncomfortable truths -- to them, uncomfortable truths are the result of errors in reality that must be fixed.

The uncomfortable truth with the Super Straights is at it's core, the "suck my feminine penis, bigots" types are diametrically opposed to the "my sexuality is my deeply personal choice and you must respect it" types.

But both positions are held to be sacrosanct to the radical left.

You MUST accept their sexuality as valid. You MUST accept their gender as valid. But what if YOUR sexuality does not involve being attracted to THEIR gender/sex combo?

Then, suddenly, it's not a personal choice anymore. It's not a valid choice anymore. Suck the feminine penis, bigot.

That's why the Super Straights, and Super Lesbians, and Super Gays, and Super Bisexuals, are resonating so hard. It's bouncing off already established, yet artificial, cultural bedrock that the left has placed down. And they have NO IDEA how to respond to it.

("This is an alt-right dogwhistle from racist transphobic white nationalists" is a strong early contender, though, as mentioned on the SuperStraights reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/SuperStraight/comments/lzujk4/serious_supers_they_are_trying_to_paint_us_as_a/ In other words, just signal that to confront the cognitive dissonance is to embrace wrongthink and zoidberg out.)

Edit: Yup, the official commandment from the Cathedral is in: https://lgbta.wikia.org/wiki/Super_Straight

The term was and flag was created on 4chan to deliberately attempt spread Nazi imagery (SS) as a way of alt-right recruitment as well as drive a wedge between trans people and the rest of the community.[1] The term was later spread on by kyleroyce on TikTok, and was quickly adopted by TERFs and other transphobes to spread dehumanizing statements and exclusionary/transphobic ideologies.

The major controversy surrounding this "sexuality" is the transphobia where it specifically was created to exclude and dehumanize transgender people, and those who use it do not consider trans people as the gender they are.

The name "super straight" also makes it seem as though heterosexual attraction to transgender individuals makes one "somewhat gay" as if being a "true straight" cannot include transgender people. It is also unneeded, as having a preference for cisgender people does not require a label.

Note that "cis" is just a made up word designed to specify someone whose sex and gender identity are the same thing. In other word, it's "unneeded, as having the same sex and gender identity does not require a label."

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Bottle_of_Memes 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's gotta REALLY piss them off that the word "super" also implies that excluding trans is the superior option.

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StrongIsland 9 points ago +10 / -1

They can be supertrans, sleep with other trans and plan sports against other trans, but they won’t and that’s why this is effective.

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Ryan192 3 points ago +3 / -0

they can be super trans all they want. they ain't making any more. check. mate.

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inb4 Xao Bideng bans superstraight

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you think anal swabs are now a thing?

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +3 / -0

uncomfortable truths are the result of errors in reality that must be fixed

That's fucking brilliant.

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siliconia 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just religious zealotry. Nothing new. I think the best thing we can do to deal with them is to take advice on the subject from H RR Martin.

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OWLMAN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well done. It's always good to point out a contradiction or paradox in an ideology, whether it's one's own or an opposing one.

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OPsMom 21 points ago +23 / -2

How did LGBs every get tied to the mentally ill in the first place?

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Neil_Patrick_Covfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because the gay rights movement basically already won before it got hijacked by sjw's. It was always about power and coercion, it was never about gay rights, trans rights, or racism.

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FreedomSteak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only way to legitimize them as an oppressed minority and gain power through their victimhood. It always ends up being about gaining power.

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VinceOnAPlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftist political strategy. Trendy pandering.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 14 points ago +14 / -0

Out of the Loop here: What is the deal with Super Straights all of the sudden? Did the ugly tranny in Biden's administration say something dumb again?

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GetMeOutOfNJ 21 points ago +21 / -0

Just fighting the trans movement with their own dumb logic and it's clearly effective if you check out twitter and reddit. Not sure why anyone would ever go back to those sites though

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bck- 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's the type of weaponized autism that we need to start using more against the Left.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super dank memes for the super elite and the super straight

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those sites are garbage but trolling them is fun.

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pedoguy 8 points ago +9 / -1

Its to convince trannies to kill themselves faster.

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ravioli_king 14 points ago +14 / -0

It was like this decades ago when I was in college. The LGB always wanted to kick out the T.

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Pearls_Swine 8 points ago +9 / -1

I used to consider myself really liberal back in the college days, and even then the T in LGBT made no sense. I never liked the idea that normies might start conflating me, a gay male, with trannies.

But I'm pretty sure most gay men openly felt that way, too. It's only now that you're somehow not allowed to feel or think it. Trannies and drag queens have become the face of the LGBT community. It's funny, really. It really is the oppression olympics, and gays can't compete anymore. There's only enough room in oppression town for one group, and everyone wants a slice.

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fuck__cnn 6 points ago +6 / -0

The T is for toxic.

Knew a lesbian who was forced by her peers to date a pre-op FTM. She hated the fake penis and testosterone, but felt compelled to stay in the relationship. She's out now and with a real woman.

Me... I'm super gay. Only men with real dicks, please. Nobody is going to force me to date a tranny!

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is stunning and brave. You go and suck that superdick with pride.

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

The irony is that the T probably helped the rest of the alphabet get where they currently are for the express purpose of slowly grinding society to a point where they thought society might finally find the 'T' acceptable.

Which has has to hurt the 'T' even more since they're probably all "We helped you get here, you're obligated to pay us back now!"

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PenetrationBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well yeah. The T goes against everything that LGB is based on. LGB is a binary based sexuality that there only exists male and female, nothing else. LGB also bases on that their sexuality isn't a choice, it's just how they are. The T comes in and wrecks that shit saying that it's not binary at all and that people can choose whatever gender they are. And further more, the T demands special treatment, while LGB has only really seemed to want to be treated equally.

I remember when LGB groups were friendly to straights. Then everything changed when the T nation attacked.

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Deadpool 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dr Dick is damned hideous no matter which gender he is choosing today. Tucked or untucked he is fuglier than Big Mike.

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Okieshartpostdoke 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a strange world we live in...I wanted to make a joke but wow, sometimes this retarded reality sinks in a bit

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Chuj 6 points ago +6 / -0

It never made sense to me that LGB would embrace T

T are saying that they need to swap gender as they are not gay. T is gay phobic

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BarBaQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a super good one.

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warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder how that tranny feels when he starts fixing cars and drinking beer.

Does he burp and go “”oh yea!”

Does he feel a sense of pride for fixing his transmission?

Does he fist bump his other tranny buddies?

So many qs....

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Randy42 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQy70_LPS4

Watch how "he" reacts when he starts to lose composure. Not very lady like.

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KyleRules 4 points ago +4 / -0

It always baffles me when I see a tranny on tinder like wtf you're a guy looking for guys who are not gay and want women. Wtf do you expect to happen here.

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for a super swipe

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just waiting for them to add that "P" to the alphabet soup.

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ChickNorris 3 points ago +3 / -0

The T's are pissed ya'll! Chappell Unwritten Hollywood rule

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Ryan192 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is some divide and conquer shit. Wow. I'm in awe.

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Ryan192 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trannies are a disgusting abomination to the Lord our God

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TheMAGAdontStop 0 points ago +1 / -1

So are homos. This whole thing is like a psyop to increase acceptance of the LGB at the expense of the T.

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Randy42 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm willing to accept that some people are meant to be gay. Happens with animals too, but I think pretty much every tranny is mentally ill

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MBMadigan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is brilliant.,,

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trust in the Ma’am !!

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deepbake 1 point ago +1 / -0

fabulous!

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not understand very well but I think it is like this:

Gay men are now supergay because they are attracted to a man with a cock, NO, to a woman who claims to be '' man '' (trans), gay women are SuperLesbian because they like women who have a pussy, NO, to A man who claims to be '' woman '' (the same trans), and the bi are attracted to Man or Woman naturally biological, not artificial '' men '' and '' women '' as are transgender ones.

hahaha the trans got fucked, fuck you transsexual fagots

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barryb0nds 0 points ago +2 / -2

what is a super straight?

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Superstraight is a subset of Super-sexualities (Super-Gay, Super-Lesbian, and Super-Bi being others) where your attraction is based not only in the present like some short-sighted bigoted sexualities, but the past and future as well, being only attracted to those you would be attracted to temporally throughout time. In simpler and more pedestrian terms, a Superstraight is someone who is only attracted to someone of the opposite gender, who was always, and will always be, that opposite gender, from birth 'til death.

Likewise, a Super-Lesbian would be a woman attracted to another woman who was always, and will always be, a woman. Super-Bi is a bit more complex, as they're attracted to the concept of the continuity itself. It doesn't matter their partner's gender, only that it has never changed, that consistency and stability is sexually attractive to them on its own.

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