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comakevin76 11 points ago +11 / -0

My God, what do I do? I have a wife and children. Do I have to start wearing high heels and drop them off at a Mall and never come back? What about the dog? What do I do with the dog? Should I sell the house too?

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Bball-gurl [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

kill the dog, because you're a white supremacist and owning pets is a sign of white privilege... DUH

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comakevin76 8 points ago +8 / -0

But I like the dog. I got it. Going to tie him to the back of the car and "pretend" I forgot him. Only his lease will survive. Poor little guy. It's ok. I will make it quick. So sad.

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Brethern123 8 points ago +8 / -0

Use a bicycle trailer itll look more like an accident

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRING THE DOG TO ME