''Oh you mean that AR-15. As a matter of fact, it was stolen by a rogue grizzly few weeks ago. He used it to set up an Autonomous Zone in the nearby fo...fuck. He shot another one.''
Funny, right after mine fell into the river, a damn Sasquatch came running out of the woods, jumped in and recovered my bag of firearms. He flicked me off and ran into the woods.
Why didn’t I report them stolen? Well I didn’t have any evidence so I just proceeded like it was business as usual. Like nothing happened.
''Oh you mean that AR-15. As a matter of fact, it was stolen by a rogue grizzly few weeks ago. He used it to set up an Autonomous Zone in the nearby fo...fuck. He shot another one.''
Funny, right after mine fell into the river, a damn Sasquatch came running out of the woods, jumped in and recovered my bag of firearms. He flicked me off and ran into the woods.
Why didn’t I report them stolen? Well I didn’t have any evidence so I just proceeded like it was business as usual. Like nothing happened.
There was no standing to report them stolen
Laches.
Actually...that was me. Sorry , man. Bad trip.
Like nothing happened at all.
Can I just register them under a neighbors name I don’t like. Just say I sold them all to him and do the paperwork?