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TangerineShine 15 points ago +16 / -1

Funny, right after mine fell into the river, a damn Sasquatch came running out of the woods, jumped in and recovered my bag of firearms. He flicked me off and ran into the woods.

Why didn’t I report them stolen? Well I didn’t have any evidence so I just proceeded like it was business as usual. Like nothing happened.

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Donkeyballs 21 points ago +21 / -0

There was no standing to report them stolen

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

Laches.

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually...that was me. Sorry , man. Bad trip.

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Thethethe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like nothing happened at all.