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Archdukeofevil 38 points ago +38 / -0

Then they'll launch one at Israel. Israel will launch one back. They'll wipe each other out and both won't be a problem for us anymore.

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Thunderbolt45 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unfortunately, if those two launch at each either, others will join in. It won’t be a nuclear apocalypse, but it will be more devastating than both World Wars combined.

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ausglitsch 8 points ago +8 / -0

ME, SW asia, and E EU glow for about 15 years, and the rest of us- who don't have access to iodine- experience an abnormally high prevalence of cancers

i mean—there's an actual "reset" for you. can't say it'd be "great," but it'd be a reset nonetheless

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Archdukeofevil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Would be a shame if the whole middle east hit glassed. What would the rest of us do without them and thier conflict.

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Trump2024 11 points ago +12 / -1

What would the rest of us do without them

Pay less taxes.

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Archdukeofevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed. I was being sarcastic. I am tired of both sides shit.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

And nothing of value would be lost.

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Thunderbolt45 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t think someone might launch some at us in this scenario?

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'd target cities meaning we can use shitlibs as ablative armor.

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ohwell316 10 points ago +10 / -0

Israel has more than one and I don't think they would hold back

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Leonrhodes1993 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doesn't Israel have the USA anti missile defense in place so unless Iran launches slot they basically achieve nothing and then get wiped out.

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Archdukeofevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Assuming it works right and even still you can design the nuke to detonate if blown up. A nuke in the sky over a city will still fuck that city up.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +3 / -1

The missile carrying the nuke can be shot down without detonating the nuke. The nuke won't go off accidentally.

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Archdukeofevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right but you can design the nuke to detonate if anything impacts it.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be the best case scenario. Then we can finish our civil war here and we can defeat China after that. Freedom for everyone!