I'm selling my fuel efficient car this month and buying a pickup with a cap or a van.

I can work wherever I get WiFi or a cell signal.

I'm going to stop my snail-mail, toss in an alcohol stove, a few empty Gatorade bottles for my bladder, a cooler, an inflatable mattress, and my fucking dog.

I'm driving from New England south, regaining my freedom.

I need this.