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LibertySmiberty 14 points ago +14 / -0

Now that is a good looking woman.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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lventox 7 points ago +7 / -0

What? XD

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heh, it's a phrase guys would use when I was growing up as a way of saying they thought a girl was hot.

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lventox 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is so humorous. I will have to utilize this moving forward lol

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also, if you hear somebody say it, the appropriate response is:

"I'd only kick her out of bed if I wanted to do her on the floor!"

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Nightbringer33 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, No, No.

Its a 2 line joke, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

Then regardless of whether your audience agrees or not, you grab your cock and balls and say "Isn't that right Crackers?" as you speak to your junk like his name is Crackers.

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CharlesDemar72 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s a line by Groucho Marx from a Marx Brothers movie. If you’ve never seen one you should.

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DunnoManMaybe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The one I always heard was, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted," but that works too.

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TruthyBrat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes she is!

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OrangeMenace2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are stunning and brave. Super Straight Pride, Worldwide.

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Zadok 5 points ago +5 / -0

You almost make me want to be 20 again. But I am not going through this shit another time.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jeans are dirty. 1/10, WNB.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 5 points ago +5 / -0

I choose to identify as her jeans. You're a antidenimite bigot.

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AntsCamera 2 points ago +2 / -0

You ever seen her throw a kick? Better be respectful, those Muy Thai bitches don't fuck around.

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats on being a healthy weight! And conservative! You will go far.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

G4TV told me.

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kevlar2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yummy!

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OldHickoryJackson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for your bravery. I hope more of us will come out of our super closets soon...

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gina always had my heart.

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CLaRGe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go in peace, son.

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BidenTouchedMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snu snu.

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Ryoten [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Who said I'm memeing. I'm coming out. Keep your bigotry and hate to yourself.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

DodoBird is a week-old troll account that only started posting a day ago and has done virtually nothing but attack other users. Trump's CPAC speech really triggered the shills because there have been a shitload of them since then. Deport, block, and move on.

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DodoBird -10 points ago +2 / -12

Disgusting.

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TrumpTrainForever 2 points ago +3 / -1

Quit being a #superphobe. Take your bigotry somewhere else.

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AntsCamera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your post history makes you come across as a fucking killjoy dickbag. If people are having fun with something let them. They are enjoying themselves.

You seem to have a particular problem with the super straight stuff. This aint your safe space dick girl. You don't have to parttake in whatever meme caught our eye this week.

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DodoBird -9 points ago +1 / -10

Biden just signed an E.O. that's going to ruin this place forever. How about focusing on one fucking thing at a time and grow up?

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CLaRGe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The meme will blow over soon and we can get back to it. Live a little.