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posted ago by Fabius ago by Fabius +563 / -4

Every time they claim victimhood, they gain power. They key is to out-victim them. This is why "superstraight" is driving them crazy.

Superstraight has a couple key psychological elements which make it very powerful.

1 - Novelty. It's new. It's exciting. It's something to talk about. The Left does this shit all the time. It was Gay, then LGB. Then LGBT. Then LGBTQ. Then LGBTQBBGROFL. They had the colored rainbow flag. Then a trans flag. Then 10 different flags. By constantly evolving, they keep it fresh. Superstraight grabs the spotlight away from them, AND THEY HATE IT.

2 - Victimhood. By adopting their methodology, we have also claimed victimhood. But in their culture, victimhood is power. "Oppression" is power. By being superstraight instead of just plain old "striaght", you've stolen their entire playbook. You're new. You're a perceived minority. You're SPECIAL. All of this means you have rights. You can call people who disagree with you "phobic". The more they fight you, the more "oppressed" you become. The more you call them bigots, the more they become bigoted.

I know this seems retarded. But you have to accept that THEY are retarded. This shit works on them because they're fucking morons.

The key is to keep a totally positive attitude at all times. Never fight them. Always just be "disappointed" that there are still so many bigots in current year who refuse to accept the sexual orientation of others.

You will drive them fucking crazy, I guarantee it. They will snap.

Be brave my fellow supers. Power to the superstraights! Don't let those superphobics get you down. Be proud of who you were born to be! You are natural and beautiful just the way you are!

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remindmelater 25 points ago +29 / -4

Meanwhile....time rolls on and nobody, nobody has done anything about those wacked out easily hacked voting machines.....or the rigged election that put potato in office...

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deleted 11 points ago +12 / -1
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malooch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup That and all this royal family bullshit from Breitbart running it to Huffpo for their Monday morning headlines to the Cuomo accusation bullshit to distract from his genocide. We're all being played and it's al by design

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Fabius [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

And nobody will.

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Here_we_go 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. And the thunder rolls

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RedFoxOnFire 13 points ago +14 / -1

Next up will be ultra straight.

Straight people who prefer individuals who are biologically from the opposite sex for the purpose of procreating.

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WhiteTrashJesus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stunning and brave

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RedFoxOnFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

The person who downvoted my comment above is an ultra bigot.

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Toobin247 4 points ago +5 / -1

They’re an ultraphobe

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shrekisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

boohoo straggot

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Join 5 hours ago👀

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biggerthanpluto 11 points ago +11 / -0

Seriously though, we don't need to fake oppression. It's reality. When was the last time you could go outside in public and make out with your other half (straight) or maybe wear a little something skimpy? Doesn't happen. People will get triggered and whine. "Oh My gawd. There's kids here. Get a room. Not cool." or the police will show up and charge you with indecent exposure. Even straight people holding hands in some areas can be tense.

But if you're gay. Wellll break out the band. You can walk down the street with your dick swinging around and your balls just dangling as you march along in your ass-less chapped crotcheless manthong with a dildo stuck on your forehead while you grind your hairy man baby, who's on all fours wearing a dog collar and a bone stuck up his nasty butthole. With children marching alongside you. And will anyone complain? Nope. They're all like "Wow. So brave and beautiful. I support you. This is totally good for the children." and police are like "Hey way to go gay dude. I'm a YMCA character myself. See? I'm gay too."

How long do you think a straight person would last in public acting like a gay person? 2 minutes tops they would get tackled and maced by a cop.

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AppleSauceBoss 8 points ago +9 / -1

3 - It gives kids courage to be who they are naturally, to resist the vertical and horizontal peer pressure they are constantly under.

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biggerthanpluto 5 points ago +6 / -1

I would raise a fist in the air, but that's for privileged abc people. So a Superstraight Thumbs up for all my people's out there suffering, and just fighting against the gay nazis.

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ModernKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fellow Supers giving the "OK" sign to each other is good, too.

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Fabius [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can't help being bigots. It's the way they were raised. They're a product of their intolerant upbringings, which have discriminated against supers for years.

Thumbs up to all of my fellow supers fighting the good fight. Stay strong and powerful against their superphobic bigotry.

You are beautiful.

You are natural.

You are powerful.

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ABrainDisease 5 points ago +5 / -0

My one concern is that it cedes the definition of straight to the woke. It doesnt mean what it meant 5 years ago and rather than fight to keep its meaning, we're giving it up for an entirely new word to define opposite sex attraction.

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Toobin247 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fighting to maintain our culture is a defensive act. Turning their Saul Alinsky bullshit against them is an offensive move and we need more of those. I understand where you’re coming from but in the defensive position we don’t have an advantage.

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ModernKnight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Indeed. Take their BS to the absolute stupidest extremes we can, and rub their faces in it until they hate their own ideology and arguments. Bury them in their own shit.

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Fabius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are no defensive actions. Only offensive actions.

Stay natural and beautiful.

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Coldbyte 4 points ago +5 / -1

“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”

― Friedrich W. Nietzsche

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I only reproduce with people who did not receive covid vaxx. Is it mandatory for them to disclose their vaxx history?

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, since it probably sterilizes people anyway...

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nietzche is dead. - God

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek- this is gold, I need to remember this.

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AntiCommie89 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally I can come out of the closet

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MAGA_Skull 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dick used to be superstraight...don't know what happened....i noticed a couple degrees of bend to the right

SAD!

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peyronies

It’s a real thing

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have a point. Here I was just thinking we had a new joke to get through life, but I think you're onto something.

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real genius is that it's perfect satire. And it was made necessary by the crap that kid obviously had to put up with in school. One day it just clicked in his head that he can't be persecuted by a group if he is part of that group; SS throws their own rules back in their faces and they have to deal with all the same shit flinging they subject normal people to. And at the same time, plainly reveals what bigots the alphabet mafia really are.

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Fabius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satire?

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, because no one sincerely thinks SS is a real sexality; it's just straight. But it's no less valid than any of the other made-up bullshit in the LGBT+ movement, so it forces them to eat their words. It brings the cognitive dissonance right up to the surface. The whole point of the SS movement is to highlight their hypocrisy and start the conversation regarding the very manipulative tactics the alphabet mafia have been using to make gains.

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Fabius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe we're just on different pages. Maybe you've never been persecuted for being super straight. Maybe you live in an enlightened rural area where supers are allowed to exist, but all across the country supers are persecuted against.

We're discriminated against constantly in the cities and in mainstream society. We're looked over for hiring and promotion in favor of more "diverse" people. Even telling some of these people that you're "super" will have them insult you and call for your death. Just look at some of these tweets they allow against us. Literally calling for the death of supers, just for wanting to live our lives as nature made us.

Sometimes I've even thought about pretending to not be super to get hired or promoted, just so I can fit in better in mainstream society. I'm sure lots of you have felt this way at some point, right?

It's time for my fellow supers to stand up and proudly tell these superphobic bigots that we're not going anywhere. We demand that these bigots stop oppressing us for who we are.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay let's get on the same page, because I agree with everything you wrote.

Just because it is satirical doesn't mean it isn't a serious movement with serious goals addressing serious problems. I would even argue that a satirical movement is far more powerful because humor actually makes people more receptive to whatever message is being related. So don't think I'm ignoring how supers are being discriminated against. The brilliance of this movement is that satire is a way of putting blatant hypocrisy on display for everyone to ridicule. The LGBT activists have been above reproach for years to where even legitimate problems, like shame-raping supers, can't even begin to talked about.

There are people on this site that think SS will burn out just like "It's Okay To Be White", that it's just a meme. I sure hope not; if it's harnessed correctly, SS could be the beginning of the end for the radical leftists. It's certainly the first real win the right (or anyone who's not among the Stalinist left) has had in the culture war in the better part of a decade. And that is the real front of the civil war the entire West is fighting today; the hearts and minds of people who've been indoctrinated into a victim-hood cult. Because they take themselves so seriously and demand others take them so seriously, satire will have always been the key it would take to open the door to righteous criticism of their movement. The end goal of SS shouldn't be to have supers be part of LGBT, it should be to dismantle the identitarian politics driving the left. It should be to show why free speech is so important and that the smallest minority is the individual. And the best way to do that is show how absurd these people are, with humor.

So I think we're on the same page, but maybe not because what I really think of the Super Straight movement is that it has the potential to save Western civilization.

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just check every box. Mess up their “statistics”

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SgtTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now do it for race. My race is Mega-Rainbow.

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Fabius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'll get there brother.

Baby steps.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget #3: It pulls attention off of them and onto us, which is the thing they hate most about it.

Trannies are trannies because they felt ignored in the dating pool to the point where it became a mental illness. There is no Chad or Stacy out there who has people lining up to date them that decides to transition. It is entirely about getting people to pay attention to you, either by switching to the team that they view as "winning" or by being a special snowflake.

Remove that spotlight from them and put it back on us, and they seethe like nothing you have ever seen before.

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Fabius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely.

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Brethern123 2 points ago +3 / -1

🎯

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The flaw of intersectionality is that it's an ever devolving ideology that will never be satisfied and can easily be used against them, hence the concept of super straight.

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DinoCactus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome. We have use their words against them, then destroy their narrative in order to win.

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Fabius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but this has nothing to do with them.

This is about super straight people. We don't want to "win", we just want to be accepted and loved for who we are. Strong, natural, beautiful.

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KuatoSpeaks 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think this keeps the left occupied while we do some serious business.

However, in our spare time we can also troll those suffering from TDS and maybe even red pill a few superhomosexuals along the way.

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Fabius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't a troll.

This is 100% serious. Supers need to stop denying who they are. They need to come forward and proudly state - "I am super straight and I won't be afraid anymore!"

Yes, you will be persecuted by superphobes and bigots, but those people will be gone one day. Only supers have the power of natural legacy. Endure and be proud. It's the way you were born. It's natural. You should never feel guilty about who you are or try and change it. Instead you should shout it and speak truth to the oppressive Queerany that wants to silence you for who you are.

In the coming days, months, and years we will be censored and disparaged by the superphobic bigots who run our society. They can't accept us for who we are. All we want is to be free to live our lives the way nature made us! We don't hate anyone! We just want to be able to get married, have our children, and live our lives in peace as super families. And yes, that means a man and a woman. That's who we are.

There will always be bigots and superphobes who will tell you that we're "wrong" for wanting to live our lives the way nature made us. Be brave. History arcs toward justice.

To all my fellow supers: hang in there. We will defeat this oppression. No matter what you see in this society that discriminates against you, know that you have a world wide community that supports and loves you. We may not be visible all the time, but we're here, and we're strong.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree

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mingylord 1 point ago +1 / -0

This means that they have stolen the word and meaning of straight though. If you are a man together with transman you are not straight. We shouldnt need super straight.

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Fabius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Straight is still straight.

We're just super straight.

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WhiteTrashJesus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Every single leftist is triggered by this and they can’t really articulate why it’s a cultural checkmate. It’s just like tittypussy they have to choose between being accepting and unity and calling out something based on being opposed to the same retardation that they live by