Every time they claim victimhood, they gain power. They key is to out-victim them. This is why "superstraight" is driving them crazy.
Superstraight has a couple key psychological elements which make it very powerful.
1 - Novelty. It's new. It's exciting. It's something to talk about. The Left does this shit all the time. It was Gay, then LGB. Then LGBT. Then LGBTQ. Then LGBTQBBGROFL. They had the colored rainbow flag. Then a trans flag. Then 10 different flags. By constantly evolving, they keep it fresh. Superstraight grabs the spotlight away from them, AND THEY HATE IT.
2 - Victimhood. By adopting their methodology, we have also claimed victimhood. But in their culture, victimhood is power. "Oppression" is power. By being superstraight instead of just plain old "striaght", you've stolen their entire playbook. You're new. You're a perceived minority. You're SPECIAL. All of this means you have rights. You can call people who disagree with you "phobic". The more they fight you, the more "oppressed" you become. The more you call them bigots, the more they become bigoted.
I know this seems retarded. But you have to accept that THEY are retarded. This shit works on them because they're fucking morons.
The key is to keep a totally positive attitude at all times. Never fight them. Always just be "disappointed" that there are still so many bigots in current year who refuse to accept the sexual orientation of others.
You will drive them fucking crazy, I guarantee it. They will snap.
Be brave my fellow supers. Power to the superstraights! Don't let those superphobics get you down. Be proud of who you were born to be! You are natural and beautiful just the way you are!
The real genius is that it's perfect satire. And it was made necessary by the crap that kid obviously had to put up with in school. One day it just clicked in his head that he can't be persecuted by a group if he is part of that group; SS throws their own rules back in their faces and they have to deal with all the same shit flinging they subject normal people to. And at the same time, plainly reveals what bigots the alphabet mafia really are.
Satire?
Yes, because no one sincerely thinks SS is a real sexality; it's just straight. But it's no less valid than any of the other made-up bullshit in the LGBT+ movement, so it forces them to eat their words. It brings the cognitive dissonance right up to the surface. The whole point of the SS movement is to highlight their hypocrisy and start the conversation regarding the very manipulative tactics the alphabet mafia have been using to make gains.
Maybe we're just on different pages. Maybe you've never been persecuted for being super straight. Maybe you live in an enlightened rural area where supers are allowed to exist, but all across the country supers are persecuted against.
We're discriminated against constantly in the cities and in mainstream society. We're looked over for hiring and promotion in favor of more "diverse" people. Even telling some of these people that you're "super" will have them insult you and call for your death. Just look at some of these tweets they allow against us. Literally calling for the death of supers, just for wanting to live our lives as nature made us.
Sometimes I've even thought about pretending to not be super to get hired or promoted, just so I can fit in better in mainstream society. I'm sure lots of you have felt this way at some point, right?
It's time for my fellow supers to stand up and proudly tell these superphobic bigots that we're not going anywhere. We demand that these bigots stop oppressing us for who we are.
Okay let's get on the same page, because I agree with everything you wrote.
Just because it is satirical doesn't mean it isn't a serious movement with serious goals addressing serious problems. I would even argue that a satirical movement is far more powerful because humor actually makes people more receptive to whatever message is being related. So don't think I'm ignoring how supers are being discriminated against. The brilliance of this movement is that satire is a way of putting blatant hypocrisy on display for everyone to ridicule. The LGBT activists have been above reproach for years to where even legitimate problems, like shame-raping supers, can't even begin to talked about.
There are people on this site that think SS will burn out just like "It's Okay To Be White", that it's just a meme. I sure hope not; if it's harnessed correctly, SS could be the beginning of the end for the radical leftists. It's certainly the first real win the right (or anyone who's not among the Stalinist left) has had in the culture war in the better part of a decade. And that is the real front of the civil war the entire West is fighting today; the hearts and minds of people who've been indoctrinated into a victim-hood cult. Because they take themselves so seriously and demand others take them so seriously, satire will have always been the key it would take to open the door to righteous criticism of their movement. The end goal of SS shouldn't be to have supers be part of LGBT, it should be to dismantle the identitarian politics driving the left. It should be to show why free speech is so important and that the smallest minority is the individual. And the best way to do that is show how absurd these people are, with humor.
So I think we're on the same page, but maybe not because what I really think of the Super Straight movement is that it has the potential to save Western civilization.
Just check every box. Mess up their “statistics”