796 Reason 6518584269 we need the super straights (media.patriots.win) posted 39 days ago by iouybiy 39 days ago by iouybiy +797 / -1 41 comments share 41 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (41) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 0 ▼ – TighterGradeofTail 0 points 38 days ago +3 / -3 I'm Uber super straight. Real women and they have to call themselves a Uber afterwards, no cuddling. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Smurfection 3 points 38 days ago +4 / -1 Real Uber super straight men have a wife and a family. You're just play acting doctor games as an adult. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TighterGradeofTail 1 point 37 days ago +1 / -0 Christ, you're narrowing the definition already? Shouldn't you be on a lefty forum? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Smurfection 1 point 36 days ago +1 / -0 Yeah, I'm so full of conceit, I missed the punny joke you were making. Uffdah! permalink parent save report block reply
I'm Uber super straight. Real women and they have to call themselves a Uber afterwards, no cuddling.
Real Uber super straight men have a wife and a family. You're just play acting doctor games as an adult.
Christ, you're narrowing the definition already? Shouldn't you be on a lefty forum?
Yeah, I'm so full of conceit, I missed the punny joke you were making. Uffdah!