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posted ago by Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den ago by Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den +520 / -0
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Bonami 15 points ago +15 / -0

"So I married a Prince, but I didn't like the protocols so we ran away to Hollywood and I got him to renounce his family and kingdom (but not his trust fund) and go on tv?"

Is that the story???

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Precisely.

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty much, yeah.

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DeusVultIntensifies 11 points ago +11 / -0

Regardless of what social media would like us to believe, there are two sides to every story. The royals will fight back and I am grabbing popcorn. I wonder how Harry and Meghan will fare. Both now middle aged and not getting any younger. Both chose to use the nuclear option on their families. Do they really think that Hollywood and the media is going to keep them on a pedestal for long? The celebrities will stick by them through the years after they become cold product? They have really screwed things up for the son and unborn daughter.

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jdog 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like how they played victims because the media was "mean" and then ran to the media with a tell all. These people are media whores.

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ajmlecciones 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope the kids will be left out of it. But yes popcorns! My fave part was skin colour and prince title. Hahaha.

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mrs.rose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its racist to dislike divorced trashy hoes?

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Ifeargovtmorethan 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, just damn smart....

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RandoBudster 5 points ago +5 / -0

New Titles:

Prince Harry - Lord of Cuckistan Lady Meghan - Dark Princess of Dom

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Chickapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear UK. we are not all enamored of her and taking her side. We were hoping you'd keep her. She isn't even a good actress.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +4 / -1

A grasping yacht girl and a royal family that covered for Prince Andy of Pedophile Island....can't think of a pair more deserving of each other. Pass the popcorn.

Of course, the problem is that the common man will get to bear the brunt of this...they desperately want to incite racial strife -- too bad, because otherwise I'd truly love watching those bastards sling mud at each other.

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Knowmadicsoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO!

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