When you take a break from pushing your catapult into gondor to make a tick-tock vid
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I mean.. looking at the two of them, I don't think either has any business commenting on what clothing other people choose to wear.
They should probably avoid commenting on hair styles, too.
Hair? Clothes? She literally doesn’t have a fucking neck dude
I'm trying to avoid the low-hanging fruit, mate. You could bait a bull walrus with either of them easily, but commenting on it to any great extent just feels lazy.
Typically I’d be with you on this notion but fuck that for people like them. They wouldn’t piss on us if we were being burned alive. Pointing out that she somehow has a fat forehead is warranted.
Not saying it ain't, but it's still too easy. I mean yeah, you could put a blue filter on this and claim it's from the set of Charlie and the Chocolate factory, or add a screen shake and not even have anyone notice. That much is obvious.
Besides, they aren't gonna live all that long anyway, and what time they do have they're going to spend broke because their parents (neither looks over 15) voted for the guy keeping insulin costs astronomical.
Has a fat forehead? Bruh. She IS forehead.
They are fat disguting slobs. Imagine the smell
I'd rather keep my lunch down, thank you very much.
Lazy like they are!
I got a neck dude that could hook her up. High quality necks too.
He has industrial strength necks? I don’t think a regular one will work on thumberella
Like when you draw a face on your thumb 😭😭😭
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Less neck = faster food gets in the stomach
is she physically unable to do a proper middle finger?
She probably thought that her middle finger was a breakfast sausage in the first take and took a bite.
Two fucking pieces of useless lard
Seriously! And it’s a choice
I can’t imagine being fat number 1. And number 2 I can’t imagine being fat and wearing those types of clothes and number 3 I can’t imagine looking like they do and being proud and making videos. I’d be mortified and spend my time and energy losing weight.
That's the most walking those two blimps have done in the past month.
Looking at the two of them...
...is what the person in the MAGA hat never actually did, so they didn't see your reaction.
Seriously, if something like that wanders into my peripheral vision, I avert my gaze.