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men don't want to fuck fat women. It is that simple. (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by newfaggot ago by newfaggot +1425 / -4
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JimQPublic 62 points ago +62 / -0

Seems like the kind of shit you run by your own wife first as a litmus test.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 47 points ago +48 / -1

/Laughs in Married For Nearly 3 Decades

Yup - didn't matter who he used as a role model - telling fat bitches to take some responsibility for themselves and stop being fat is like shouting Aloha Snackbar! right before the explosive vest goes off...

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newfaggot [S] 23 points ago +27 / -4

You should still tell them. I refuse to be around obese people. All of the eating, sweating, heavy breathing, lack of mobility, etc. is just so disgusting.

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sometimescanbefunny 7 points ago +12 / -5

I hate fat people. I hate them for being fat and I hate them for soaking up billions of dollars that aren't their for medical problems they shouldn't even have.

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tombombadil 10 points ago +14 / -4

You should see the numbers coming out now about how COVID was only a pandemic if you were fat. We literally shut down the entire world economy for a year to save a bunch of fatasses.

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Cyclepath55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Along with being covid incubators....

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CommanderDaddy 1 point ago +3 / -2

And the stink. Don't forget the stink.

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FreedomDeliveries 5 points ago +5 / -0

shouting Aloha Snackbar! right before the explosive vest goes off

that's protected religious custom now, you bigot! The only extremism to worry about is anyone implying they should have privacy from surveillance, or any of the rights guaranteed by the constitution! also if you like the american flag or constitution = dangerous and worrisome extremism.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 3 points ago +4 / -1

Exactly. This was worded terribly.

Just preach on the fruits of the spirit and the seven deadly sins and that covers being fat. Can't adhere to the former and eschew the latter and still be fat.

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ViolentMinority 1 point ago +2 / -1

That you for that laugh.

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TheSleepingPresident 42 points ago +44 / -2

He's not wrong. But I see 2 problems with what he is saying.

  1. This is a problem with making preaching contemporary and relevant instead of teaching Bible.

and 2

Why is it the fat middle aged guy telling women they need to look good for their men?

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Southboundanddown 14 points ago +15 / -1
  1. Eh, the Bible teaches that your body is a temple, and should be maintained. Moreover gluttony is frowned upon Biblically. I've spent enough time in church to know that there's people who could stand to have a sermon on those items.

  2. The same reason fat doctors talk to their patients about cholesterol, heart disease, diabetes and the like: because they're correct. Yes, we know, it's hypocritical.

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TakenusernameA 0 points ago +1 / -1

Gluttony is just "frowned upon", its a deadly sin.

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FreedomDeliveries 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can preach right while struggling with it. Does it undermine credibility? Yes. Does that make him wrong? no.

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FutureFreemason 2 points ago +5 / -3

He's extremely average for fat America so I just don't know why you'd say such a thing

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Smurfection 1 point ago +2 / -1

I totally agree with you. Maybe talk about the sin of gluttony.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eating out of boredom, for entertainment, always having to have food that tastes good, treating food as a pleasure rather than fuel for the body. Yes, all of this is a type of gluttony. Foods that are high in salt, sugar, fat, cream, cheese should be reserved for Sundays and celebrations, not ordinary days. We were designed to go through periods of fasting and days of plenty. We shouldn't be treating food as a constant source of daily treats. Spiritually speaking, because I never had any luck with diets but I lost fifty pounds, by accident, once I understood that the easiest sinful habit to kick, was the sin of gluttony. I fast two to three days a week. I don't eat any meat on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I reserve dessert style treats for Sundays and Holy Days. I eat plain yogurt, drink water, stopped drinking alcohol, kicked caffeine out of my life (except for hot chocolate which is pretty low in caffeine, except coffee house hot chocolate that has like ten times the amount of caffeine than hot chocolate from mixes) and none of this was by design. All of it was because Jesus said some demons can only be driven out by prayer and fasting. So I prayed and I fasted over the last year and a half. the problem with dieting is the focus on the weight and looking good, but those are benefits and blessings of living a good life and training to detach ourselves from the creature comforts and turning to the Lord for spiritual comfort.

Here are my rules:

  1. pleasurable food is for the days that Lord calls us to celebrate: Sundays and holy days of obligation.
  2. Festive foods and alcohol should be consumed during celebrations with others on appropriate days. They're not for private luxuries to try to make our souls feel better. So birthday parties, work related celebrations, etc are festive occasions. Once I started treating celebratory foods as social celebratory foods, I even started enjoying celebrations much much more.
  3. On all other days, eat food that fuels the body, limit the amounts and above all, treat it as a blessing from God. Say before you eat always, this prayer: Bless us Oh Lord and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ Our Lord. Amen. Praying before meals, even snacks, has the added benefit of making me much more conscious about what I am eating, how much I am eating and why I am eating. This came through prayer, not a program.

This is how I lost weight and I didn't intend to. I simply wanted to kick the sinful habit of gluttony. I lost fifty pounds. All of it was for the Lord, the weight loss and good health were the blessings that followed. Furthermore, stuggling against the sinful habit of gluttony makes it much more easy to resist other sins, break other bad habits. It's easy to do once you start up on it and every time you see yourself being tempted away from it, trust in Jesus. Just say, Jesus I trust in you.

The problem with going around just calling people fat and unhealthy is that it tears a person down to try to convince them to get some will power to resist temptation. It's not about tearing people down or trying to make everyone have a 8-10 type body. It's about using food to glorify God. It's about living in the world but not of the world. We didn't get fat as a society because yummy super good food everywhere. We got fat because we started treating food as recreation and something that was only about pleasure. We started treating it as sort of selfish thing, not a tool to use for our own salvation.

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sixfingerdildo 0 points ago +2 / -2

What's wrong with being contemporary

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slimcoat 4 points ago +5 / -1

It goes contrary to Biblical teaching. See: James 4:4, John 15:19, Romans 12:2. And for good reason -- look at the dissolution of society around us!

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +2 / -1

you just went contemporary now with that post. you related a bibilical passage to contemporary circumstances.

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, some pastors try so hard to be relevant, they forget to preach Bible.

See 1 Corinthians 2. Using man’s wisdom versus God’s wisdom.

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +1 / -0

some pastors being off has nothing to do with whether or not relating the Bible to current times is wrong. The Bible absolutely applies to modern life, that's the beauty of it, timeless truths about the nature of man. So putting things into context is a matter of skill, knowledge and wisdom.

While there's something to be said for fundamentalists, there's also the need to speak to people, to relate to them and thereby teach them. How the Bible can answer the questions of modern life is a huge part of the mystery and power of God's wisdom.

I'm sure you pay your taxes to Uncle Sam and not Caesar. When someone tells you a story about their experience, you can still learn from it despite personal differences.

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right. Everything doesn't have to be preached in a 1st century context nor should it be. The problem in my own mind, is the pastor who wants to be ultra cool to the point that he thinks he has to apologize for all the old timey things he has to preach. I'm not sure if I'm making my point very well, but, you know them when you see them. The Message translation of the Bible in sermon form is the only way I know how to put it.

KJV John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

The Message John 1:14 The Word became flesh and blood, and moved into the neighborhood. We saw the glory with our own eyes, the one-of-a-kind glory, like Father, like Son, Generous inside and out, true from start to finish.

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Pierre_Delectoes 27 points ago +28 / -1

Looks aside, Melania really is a great wife. She stands up for her husband, supports him through anything, and reportedly, advises him when he needs help. She's a terrific partner. You could do a hell of a lot worse than imitating Melania.

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50_stars_for_freedom 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can tell she has a kind heart and is gracious and patient. She is appropriately private and protects her son rather than flaunting him like Hollywood celebs. She always been able to hold her own with elegance.

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MotherOf13Furbabies 17 points ago +19 / -2

Uhhh, and women likewise don't want to land a whale on the first date!😝. Now Mr. Furbaby Dad and I have grown comfortably upholstered these past 38 years TOGETHER. But we would never have dated had I not did a doubletake the first time I espied his firm, fine ass.😁

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Here_we_go 10 points ago +12 / -2

Funny that you get downdooted but shitting on women is updooted.

That tells you there are a shit ton of fat fuck guys here. Btw, I concur.

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MotherOf13Furbabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't think what I said was that outta line, so I don't doubt what you said! 😁.

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newfaggot [S] -11 points ago +6 / -17

Women are fatter than men.

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MotherOf13Furbabies 9 points ago +11 / -2

That's because women use the fat to nuture babies. There's fat and there's FAT.

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smart_bitcoin 10 points ago +11 / -1

women have higher body fat % than men but their waist lines and total weight should be lower/smaller

Stacy Abrams is not attractive regardless of political views

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newfaggot [S] -1 points ago +7 / -8

Lol. Nice try. Birth rates have never been lower. Women are just getting fatter.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 9 points ago +10 / -1

The point is that it's easier for women to get fat and harder to lose it. It's an evolutionary advantage to protect the birthing process.

That means that at an equal level of laziness between women and men, women will naturally be fatter.

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WTXGRL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Says the guy who never gets laid by any women, fat or thin...and how old are you? I’ve been reading your petulant, immature comments in this thread: “Women are fatter...” are you and your micropenis just here to bash women? People on here, for the most part, are too decent and nice to fight back...bc there are so many things about so many men that are awful and unpleasant...yet nobody is bothering to shut you down...too bad there aren’t any men around to thump your head...

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newfaggot [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

I forgot where maturity was one of the community requirements. Take your moral high ground to where ever you’d like and then go fuck yourself with it when you get there. Fat women are disgusting this is not up for debate.

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean thats how God designed them.

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remindmelater 14 points ago +15 / -1

Because saying what everybody knows is absolutely true is mental anguish to liberals.....

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GiveMe1776 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes. If you won’t workout and give your husband the best version of yourself, then you aren’t worth him doing the same for you. By letting your body look like shit, you’re saying to your husband, “I don’t think highly enough of you to take care of myself”.

Edit: same goes for husbands

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RivalPipe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm Super Straight. And, in my playing days, all weights were free to submit an application.

It's the mean ones that got to take a hike.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

A friend once said: Ugly women are better in bed, they have to be.

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JhnBrwnRtrns 8 points ago +9 / -1

Freddie disagrees. Of course, he was a homo, so what does he know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kek.

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Sir_Girth 7 points ago +8 / -1

Funny because women tend to not wanna fuck fat men.

Could this be... a double standard?!

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +5 / -1

No no, planetoid women wanting to screw Christian Grey is just preference, but men who like a sane and self-respecting woman with a normal BMI is just evil brainwashing.

Men should be honoured to have sex with a waddling fungal trap covered in burger grease and cake crumbs.

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newfaggot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0
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mailinvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Speak for yourself. More bounce per the ounce. Skinny bitches hurt when pounding them bones. I need a lot of cushion for my pushin'.

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WayTruthLife 5 points ago +6 / -1

One of the easiest ways to know a Church isn't truly Christian or Biblical... they cave the moment they get pressure from the outside.

God and His ways are immutable. He doesn't change. His ways don't change.

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newfaggot [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pastor Steven Anderson for the win!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy8vRdapXdM

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WayTruthLife 0 points ago +1 / -1

No. 1 million times no.

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TheSleepingPresident 5 points ago +6 / -1

Life comes at you fast.

https://news.yahoo.com/us-pastor-leave-melania-trump-132029252.html

US pastor on leave after Melania Trump 'trophy wife' comments

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Get-schlonged 5 points ago +6 / -1

Speak for yourself. Like they say “More cushion, less pushin’”

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CovfefeNegro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter.

https://files.catbox.moe/0gz1zx.gif

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k_the_c 4 points ago +5 / -1

I have a suspicion that Melania is exactly like Trump, only quieter. Match made in Heaven.

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bardeg 4 points ago +6 / -2

This shit is funny to me, because some university did a study of overweight and obese women, and almost ALL of them said they would not want to date an overweight/obese man.

The worst part is, they couldn't even see the hypocrisy when asked about it. They all said "Well, men can lose weight easily, but WE are born this way!!"

Yeah fucking right...get the fuck outta here with that nonsense. You're just making excuses for being a lazy fat fuck.

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smart_bitcoin 4 points ago +5 / -1

a lean or thin woman is already above average, >= 6

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Anon331717 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well, there’s a certain segment that tends to like to fuck fat white wymenz

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 3 points ago +5 / -2

yea fat people are gross. another example of clown world going after people who speak the truth.

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Platinum 3 points ago +5 / -2

I've seen some cute chubby girls. But I would'n't want them over 150 lbs.

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cook_does 3 points ago +4 / -1

NEVER APOLOGIZE. Women should want to be as attractive as possible and so should men. All the other genders are already ugly and fuck them.

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IloveDJT2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

Where is he wrong

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newfaggot [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

exactly. Im a christian and christcucks are the worst.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +3 / -1

In high school, a friend's dad gave blunt advice (my own dad was AWOL for this sort of thing): look at a woman's mother. Fat ass on the mom: fat ass on the girl erelong. He was a firecracker; he also went out of his way to tell his church group about said advice, just to get the expected rise out of them.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

We called that "The mom test."

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newfaggot [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's solid advice. Diet and exercise help, but if you want to see what the daughter will look like meet the mother.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +4 / -2

I have noticed the trend, fat white women, mostly date out of work bum black guys. Prove me wrong.

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newfaggot [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

someone has to pay the toll.

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TakenusernameA 0 points ago +1 / -1

I feel like this is one thing where blacks should legitimately be claiming oppression.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 2 points ago +3 / -1

Never appologize. He handled this very poorly but his core message is right.

He needed to dig in his heels until the outrage mov moved on. Apologizing just shows them that they have power over him.

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HoneyBadger32 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's the whole problem with the HAES bullshit. They want society to accept them so they can get laid by muscular guys. It's the same thing with the push for trans acceptance now. No one will fuck them so they are trying to make you feel guilty so they can get laid. It all boils down to sex.

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Magamom2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

When keepin it real goes wrong...

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Randomwaffle 1 point ago +2 / -1

Its hard to fuck a fat woman when you dont have a 12in cock!

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Josh-Man 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ughhhhh. Don’t fucking apologize. It’s important to look good for your spouse!

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Dialectic 1 point ago +2 / -1

We should want to keep looking healthy for each other

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

In other words, "Off to the reeducation camps!"

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WTXGRL 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would LOVE to see pictures of y’all! I can imagine how fat and soft so many of you men are...talking about hating fat women. Hilarious.

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ShadyMcCoy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hopefully he is consulting a personal trainer. He was pretty fat if.

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k_the_c 0 points ago +1 / -1

What a monster!

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Magamom2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think it’s hilarious! And also I know a few fat women who get fucked. There are definitely dudes that do it. If more women looked like melania there would be a lot of guys who remain virgins unless they themselves worked on their appearance.

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newfaggot [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

abundance. if more women looked like melania. more men and women would be having more sex. "I cant wait to fuck Rosie O'Donnell", said no man ever.

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Magamom2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

True that

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flounder69 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is the woman Michelle Obama?

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TheSleepingPresident 0 points ago +1 / -1

We wouldn't see a news article on it if it was.

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TakenusernameA 0 points ago +1 / -1

Isnt big mike swole tho like 90% of black women who arent fat.

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Trump2024 0 points ago +2 / -2

No fat chicks!

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SuspiciousBeggar 0 points ago +1 / -1

She is the ideal

Strong powerful independent reliable and beautiful!