I'm so super straight that I have fathered 6 children and have been in a monogamous super straight relationship with the same smoking hot woman for 19 years.
Your move.
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I'm so super straight that I have fathered 6 children and have been in a monogamous super straight relationship with the same smoking hot woman for 19 years.
Your move.
I've got three in a monogamous super straight marriage with the same smoking hot woman for 7 years, trending about the same on a time curve
Never fathered any kids, but been in a monogamous super straight relationship with the same smoking hot woman for 26 years.
Adoption? A great way to spread conservatism.
I do touch my own dick a lot. I don't know where that puts me on the spectrum.
Hermaphroditic
I am only attracted to women who don't have penis's
You get one S only. Now, would you fuck a woman who used to have a penis but had it removed and/or made into a vagina?
I don’t know...I think I might be super straight curious, though. I have only tried cisgender sex with women. Seems like the right way for me. Does that make me super straight or just curious?
If you could close your eyes and stick it in a dude's butthole, then you're only curious at this point. If that thought makes you physically ill, then you may qualify for SS branding, pede. Keep up the good work.
Then I’ll definitely come out of the closet. Dicks are for cis chicks. Thank you for helping me realize my sexual preference, pede!
kek
I taught straight men how to meet straight women and had national following
And were you sexually attracted to any of the straight men?
Well - yes of course!
And were you attracted to any of the straight women?
Are you kidding me? I am straight.
Yes, but we're trying to evaluate how super straight everyone is. That's the game.
Oh well, I never liked games anyway.
A long term monogamous relationship with a nuclear family?
You sir are a rare breed and are living the dream.
Anyone can do it. Your body, your choice.
I'm somewhere between Larry Allen Thorne and Walther Wenck. Wait.
I think you just proclaimed being the meat in the middle of a queer sandwich.
Like Poland 1940.