I'm so super straight that I have fathered 6 children and have been in a monogamous super straight relationship with the same smoking hot woman for 19 years.
Your move.
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I'm so super straight that I have fathered 6 children and have been in a monogamous super straight relationship with the same smoking hot woman for 19 years.
Your move.
I don’t know...I think I might be super straight curious, though. I have only tried cisgender sex with women. Seems like the right way for me. Does that make me super straight or just curious?
If you could close your eyes and stick it in a dude's butthole, then you're only curious at this point. If that thought makes you physically ill, then you may qualify for SS branding, pede. Keep up the good work.
Then I’ll definitely come out of the closet. Dicks are for cis chicks. Thank you for helping me realize my sexual preference, pede!
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