I work for a company that has been infected by Marxists. I’m expecting a mandatory vaccine order soon. I can tell you what I have been planning. This is not legal advice. We are talking about Minecraft, after all.
Do they want you prove you got the shot? What do they require if they do?
If it’s a card you can forge one. If it needs to be notarized make friends with a notary. They’re common, it’s not hard to be certified to do that. Just don’t fill the card out yourself. Have someone else do it. Create a paper trail. Get your story straight.
Alternatively, you can bribe the nurse/doctor administering the shot. Have them shoot it into the sink, and sign the paperwork. I know someone who did that. Only cost em 100 bucks. Make sure it’s a place with no cameras before you try that though. This is also a very risky strategy. I do not recommend it, but I will likely do this when the time comes. I am good friends with my doctor, who is also based.
If they don’t require proof other than your word. Lie. Lie lie lie lie. If you are against the vaccine and have been vocal about it, like I have, get all humble. Admit you were wrong about it, and that you have seen the light. Stroke their ego. It will make it easier to be convincing, and they’ll be less likely to scrutinize you.
If all else fails, find another job. Start looking now. Don’t wait. You know what your credentials are. Update your resume and get to it.
I work for a company that has been infected by Marxists. I’m expecting a mandatory vaccine order soon. I can tell you what I have been planning. This is not legal advice. We are talking about Minecraft, after all.
Do they want you prove you got the shot? What do they require if they do?
If it’s a card you can forge one. If it needs to be notarized make friends with a notary. They’re common, it’s not hard to be certified to do that. Just don’t fill the card out yourself. Have someone else do it. Create a paper trail. Get your story straight.
Alternatively, you can bribe the nurse/doctor administering the shot. Have them shoot it into the sink, and sign the paperwork. I know someone who did that. Only cost em 100 bucks. Make sure it’s a place with no cameras before you try that though. This is also a very risky strategy. I do not recommend it, but I will likely do this when the time comes. I am good friends with my doctor, who is also based.
If they don’t require proof other than your word. Lie. Lie lie lie lie. If you are against the vaccine and have been vocal about it, like I have, get all humble. Admit you were wrong about it, and that you have seen the light. Stroke their ego. It will make it easier to be convincing, and they’ll be less likely to scrutinize you.
If all else fails, find another job. Start looking now. Don’t wait. You know what your credentials are. Update your resume and get to it.
Good luck!