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Rossifer 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's not a Dr. Levine collectible action figure?

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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RedFoxOnFire 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why does that doll have a penis?

Barbie's man, Ken, doesn't have a penis.

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mastermeatlock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right, hell the 12" G.I. Joes have skin colored tightly whites. Action Man on the other hand (euro version) has blue underwear. Or they did when I was a kid.

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Sir_Girth 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like that Trolls doll that has a secret crotch button. The doll giggles and reacts in suggestive ways when you push it.

I have one, I bought it from my sister to keep as concrete proof they’re grooming children.

Link if you’re curious: https://youtu.be/Gm2svRjekCE

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Barbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is creepy as fuck, lol.

Chances are though the Chinese factory just ran out of girl bodies, so, being the industrious folks that they are, they started using boy bodies to finish the job. Who’s gonna notice the outie instead of the innie?

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Girl and boy dolls used to have the same body. Because dolls didn't used to have genitals. With the exception of the dolls police use to ask where the bad man touched you dolls still don't need genitals.

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Quidnunc 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm suddenly glad I'm on the downslope of my life and my kid is an adult.

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TheJimmReaper 1 point ago +6 / -5

That dolls face looks like a creepy old man with a wig on... The little creepy penis too

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