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They said it was ok! (media.patriots.win) 🀑🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🀑
posted ago by neosin ago by neosin +1887 / -2
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lilpal 40 points ago +40 / -0

LOL!

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deleted 36 points ago +36 / -0
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ChuckedBeef 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just make sure you get the spray tan first, the darker the shade the more they let you get away with.

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KevO4444 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just wait till Spring. Riots aren't in season yet.

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Atlantapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

is that why the judge delayed the Derek Chauvin trial? they needed more peaceful protesters

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ravioli_king 26 points ago +26 / -0

If Super Straight is a thing... just be Super White.

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MooseKnukl3 21 points ago +21 / -0

As long as you steal a loaf of bread also and say AOC said it was ok to steal to feed your family.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? No.

For a large starving family is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?

And what if your family don't like bread? They like cigarettes.

Now, what if instead of giving them away you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away? Would that be a crime?

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MickHigan2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based Level: LEGEND

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bar_zangi 8 points ago +8 / -0

If BLM has taught me anything I think you were suppose to burn that bitch down and murder the shop keep πŸ€”

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neosin [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

there's always tomorrow!

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Bel-6863 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait so If I need to be less white, can I start saying Nagger, every other word too?

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neosin [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

only if you wear your pants around your knees

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RememberKosciuszko 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only while jogging in a rigged race

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TheMutualist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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BBWasHere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Although I cannot really come up with a better way to illustrate th point myself just wanted to point out I think its a bit in poor taste to equate theft with "less white".

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Judicator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden did the biggest steal of all and he's white... unless he voted for himself, in which case he is black? I can't keep up.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty fucking funny

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TheMutualist 3 points ago +4 / -1

I've been dropping a few extra individually packaged Cokes in my cart ever since I heard about this campaign; self-checkout employees don't give a shit if you're buying more than 1-2 items.

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Xinix2 3 points ago +4 / -1

I think outside forces are here trying to normalize overtly racist and anti semetic jokes here. This stuff isn't good. Edit

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Semitic

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_spacemanspiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Teenage _spacemanspiff is impressed with the volume

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spicy!

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

top kek

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RealHappyFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well played.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

To really stick it to Coke, you don't steal it from the store (which the store would end up paying coke anyhow), you instead buy non-coke products.

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wear mask, sunglasses, and a hat. Maybe they’ll stop the mask retardation

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Stormbringer1966 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL... that took me a min.... I see what he did there hehehe

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BigHuff2316 1 point ago +1 / -0

lolool

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems legit.

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EdwardTeller 1 point ago +1 / -0

πŸ˜•

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Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you were in San Francisco it wasn't even illegal.