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Kekmanchoo 401 points ago +403 / -2

The guy who can't control a dog is in charge of the country. Nice.

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remember1776 224 points ago +224 / -0

It actually makes perfect sense. Biden doesn't have control of anything.

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SquiggyMcPepe 81 points ago +81 / -0

This is what Depends are for!

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Norwayhastrolls 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has a groomsman. Like the royalty of olde.

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9moreyears 34 points ago +34 / -0

...the White House... his bladder...

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 35 points ago +35 / -0

...his temper...his compulsion to sniff children...

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unclebobinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

If I caught my kid smoking crack he'd be given exactly one chance to clean up. No harmful substances of any kind if he wants to remain a member of my family. And one chance is almost too forgiving when it's hard drugs like crack.

And if I was notified of definite proof he was a pedo his trachea would end up looking like a slinky.

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thisguy883 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not just a pedo, but fucking your grand daughter, the daughter of your other son who was killed.

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

And her mother.....and her aunt....

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arebee 11 points ago +11 / -0

A man led by his nose

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americandrunk 8 points ago +9 / -1

Do you think he is the first presi to wear Depends?

Someones helping them pull those up every morning.

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remember1776 5 points ago +7 / -2

Biden is at least the second. Cheney pulls up Dubya's depends right after sucking his dick every morning

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +9 / -1

Pretty sure it's the other way around.

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remember1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

That works too. Sometimes Condi is in there somehow

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unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

She does the clean up. With her tongue, she feels better the closer she is to Bush's asshole, or things near it.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except the flavor of his ice cream. Hence the curiosity of journalists about the only thing he makes decisions about.

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Chopblock 75 points ago +75 / -0

THE ANIMALS ARE INSURRECTING!

Four legs good

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Nomoralcompass89 18 points ago +18 / -0

u/Doggos you're being summoned.

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JarretGax 13 points ago +13 / -0

Shhh he is legend.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 11 points ago +11 / -0

Of course they are, that breed is known for being white nationalist nazi sympathizers. $100 the victim was a POC. #CancelGermanSheperds

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Nellie_the_Beaut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was it an African American secret service officer? I think we all know what’s going on here.

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Necrovoter 21 points ago +21 / -0

CNN described the incident as "Mostly Teethful".

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek😆

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd bet tree fiddy that you are spot on .. can't let blacks learn that Joepedo's dogs hate blacks.

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Forgotmypass666 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tree fiddy?

Wait a minute, hey get out of here Loch Ness Monster!

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WenOli311 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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NinjaPlease 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dog was cause an erection ..... sick fuckers

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Junionthepipeline 22 points ago +22 / -0

Worse dogs are good judges of character

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NinjaPlease 17 points ago +18 / -1

JOTATOE obviously didn’t tell his agent that the dog likes to be sniffed first .......

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WhoMeTwo 10 points ago +11 / -1

"JOTATOE" My new favorite! XD

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like Jobama. I feel like it gives a pretty accurate representation of who's really running the show.

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IcyHue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't it be Jollary then?

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m totally gonna make that a thing.

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AsaNisiMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

This so much.

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Mary0624 170 points ago +170 / -0

It was a mostly peaceful attack.

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SilverStarv5 9 points ago +9 / -0

In a mostly peaceful biting…

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hillaryprison 8 points ago +8 / -0

The bite identified as a lick.

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deleteDems 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some dog did something...

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JaoBiZen 123 points ago +123 / -0

Look at them, they’re trying so hard to be cool with their dogs. Pathetic resident

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Blazeron 112 points ago +112 / -0

They adopted dogs with issues to be trendy and had no plans on putting in the work required for such a dog. Not to mention German Shepherds are 1 of the more difficult breeds.

Edit: I have nothing against GSes. But they are incredibly smart dogs and that require more attention and training than your average pup. That's not even including potential abuse issues from his past home.

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SweetTeaPatriot 44 points ago +44 / -0

They're only props to them. So what else is new with these guys??

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Norwayhastrolls 6 points ago +6 / -0

See, Joetatoe is just like us. He is a dog lover. Major props from the prop house

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anon1011101 12 points ago +12 / -0

Has their cringey White House dog twitter account commented on this?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 38 points ago +38 / -0

German Shepherds are fabulous dogs who train easily, but you have to put in the work and use a trainer who know WTF they are doing. And if you adopt one with abuse issues, you can definitely save that dog, but now that means more work alongside an experienced trainer. They're an extremely smart breed and want to please a master they respect. Not fear, respect. I've seen old ladies walking two hulking guard dogs in NYC and she had nothing to fear from the dogs or the neighborhood.

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Mintap 41 points ago +41 / -0

The dog knew Biden didn't win. How can he respect them.

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Norwayhastrolls 15 points ago +15 / -0

He can also smell his demented stink. Must be maddening for a dog to see his pack leader as a pathetic shit bag

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NotTakingDownMyFlag 5 points ago +5 / -0

haha as a GSD owner Im going with this.

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NotTakingDownMyFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

First time dog and GSD owner here. I got mine as a pup from a very good breeder. His personality was matched to our questionnaire from the breeder. I think this is a very important part of the adoption process. I trained him myself easily after watching and reading a lot of stuff. I didnt do nearly as good of a job as a dog trainer would do but i dont have to worry about him around other people.

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VinceFoster101 7 points ago +7 / -0

My grandmother had a German Sheppard that was adopted at age 5. The prior owner had a monkey who would bite the dog. My father rescued it (legally and with the cooperation with the owner) and gave it to my grandmother. Was a great dog.

Being somewhat of a knowledgeable person on dogs, always get them as pups. And make sure you know how to trian them [and get help].

Older shelter dogs really have an unknown past and are not good family dogs... to risky

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JwPATX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the point is that they don’t UNtrain easily/whatever neuroses they have from their past lives take work to overcome.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd be surprised. Remember that Michael Vick freak who beat dogs and used them in dog fighting pits? The one Whoopee Goldberg said was a cultural activity for black people? [fuck that lying bitch] Turns out that almost all of Vick's surviving dogs were able to be rehabilitated. There used to be videos online of the rehabbed dogs with big scarred up monsters bouncing around like puppies begging for petting a year later. But you're 1000% right that rehab takes work. In our society, few people are willing to put in the work...for anything.

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MocksFordComma 22 points ago +22 / -0

GSs are absolutely top notch dogs and incredibly intelligent and have boundless energy, and they love and bond very deeply. I think it's sad that he will be sent away from what he interprets as "his pack." Ultimately, though, he might be better off because he might actually be better cared for when not used as a prop and given proper attention.

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LazySusan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also, Biden behaves erratically because of the dementia. We know that he pulled the dog's tail already. What other behavior does he exhibit? Waking the sleeping dogs? Putting his hand in their food dishes while eating? Old timey dog training techniques that aren't effective? I would put money on Biden himself being the cause of aggession and the back slide in training.

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rufrignkidnme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only time those dogs were within 50 feet of Biden was during the photo ops.

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Herecomedatpresident 6 points ago +6 / -0

He pulled his dog's tail? What a fucking idiot!

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FireannDireach 20 points ago +20 / -0

Seriously, this. GSs can get really flaky when abused, and they're massive, with incredibly hard bites. That dog should have never been brought to the White House.

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lixa 29 points ago +29 / -0

Neither should his owner but apparently it’s a moot issue.

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Norwayhastrolls 5 points ago +5 / -0

An attempt to normalize the absurd

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bugsbunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dog wasn't physically abused. It's owner was negligent and left toxins that major and his littermates were exposed to.

The SS agent may have been exhibiting strange behavior. Security detail body language can be strange and unnatural. And german sheps would be sensitive to that. He's just a young inexperienced dog. I hope he'll be ok.

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anon1011101 3 points ago +3 / -0

The dog should have bitten Biden, probably would have killed him

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dog had the prison rules figured out. Bite a biden and get put down. Bite the help and get sent away from the bidens.

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SilverStarv5 2 points ago +2 / -0

About 400 psi from the jaws if I recall correctly

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Bigstick7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it, grew up with German Shepherds my entire life. Great dogs, but very instinctual and require a lot of attention and training. I rolled over on my their paws with my truck on accident, bit and popped my tire.

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womp_squared 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was my exact thought. The dogs were bought as props. I bet they haven't spent one second with them training, bonding, or even walking the dogs. The same retards that jerk off over Biden having rescue dogs are the same ones who would pitch a fit over someone adopting an animal for use as a status symbol. I fucking hate everyone.

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Winning_Bigly 69 points ago +69 / -0

Yeah, but what should we do about the German Shepard?

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anishr 88 points ago +88 / -0

Yeah what dumbfucks. The headline should obviously be “Biden’s German Shepherd mostly peacefully bites White House staffmember”. If it was President Trump’s dog “Fascistic Hitler dog bites the shit out of innocent staffmember, severely wounding him. 3000 stitches required and life expectancy reduced by 200 years”

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PlatinumFMorgan 28 points ago +28 / -0

"If it was President Trump’s dog...."

The democrack house would have impeached him.

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waxonwaxoff87 13 points ago +13 / -0

Probably would have tried to poison it.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably would have succeeded

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waxonwaxoff87 9 points ago +9 / -0

Somehow first pupper ingested radioactive isotopes. Hawaiian judge declares no foul play.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think it would be what another pede said above. Instead of Biden can't control his dog like it is now, it would be Trump can't control his dog, chaos in the Trump administration, even Trump's own dog is fighting back against fascism!

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PlatinumFMorgan 4 points ago +4 / -0

"even Trump's own dog is fighting back against fascism!"

I Lol'd

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would have come with a cage and forcibly taken him like the old witch biddy did for Toto in the Wizard of Oz.

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PlatinumFMorgan 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

L. Frank Baum was right about many things.

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's incredible that Wizard of Oz imagery plays a large part in MKUltra mind control scenarios. It's part of their programming and when they are in the throes of torture (to break them mentally) they are told to go over the rainbow (disassociate).

Makes ya think about that line "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain".

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Dtom13 21 points ago +21 / -0

Donald Trump was the first president in a long time not to have a dog, and the media hounded him for it. (Pun intended.)

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lixa 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe he realised he had important things to do instead of adopting a photo prop he couldn’t spend time with.

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Dtom13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know people in here say that optics don't matter, but assuming he could have had family members look after the dog, you got to remember. If someone has a pet, it humanizes them in people's eyes. Lots of people are affected subconsciously by things like that. Yes, some people do think "oh they have a dog, they're just like me." Even if it was only a few thousand people who thought that, maybe they could have given Donald Trump a chance. Maybe that could have led them to look into his positions, or make them more likely to agree with him. It would have made it ever so slightly harder to demonize him.

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're absolutely right actually. Luckily, Trump isn't manipulative like that.

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

If it was a trump pet it'd be "Trump's hateful angry attack dog attacked innocent man in white house. Russian breed suspected"

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leo-bulero 8 points ago +8 / -0

Woah I just realized that potatus has Hitler’s favorite breed of dog

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, they just gave Trump shit for not having a dog at all. Because they'll give him shit no matter what.

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Frog_Anne 8 points ago +8 / -0

If he'd had a dog before, they would have claimed that he traveled too much to give it attention and that he never should have had a dog in an apartment. Since he didn't have a dog, they pretended it was a sign of being a horrible person. Anything at all can be twisted to suit the narrative.

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Apersonofinterest 77 points ago +77 / -0

Isn’t that the same dog that broke Creepy Joe’s ankle when he pulled his tail? That dog probably hates Joe’s old senile ass. Always pulling his damn tail. He was probably coming after him again and a SS agent had to jump in front of the teeth.

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UndercoverSpez 27 points ago +27 / -0

That dog was a sleeper put in to ruin the Biden administration. That dog will probably fall asleep behind the wheel within a week

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waxonwaxoff87 32 points ago +32 / -0

Waiting to see pic of dog hanging around pool at mar a lago with a hat that says good boy

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Nomoralcompass89 18 points ago +18 / -0

On it

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YesMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please

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Nomoralcompass89 4 points ago +4 / -0

In post history

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YesMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing! Ha

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human_centipede 17 points ago +17 / -0

That dog was a sleeper put in to ruin the Biden administration

I would watch that movie.

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Ifififokiedoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

As long as it is made in the cheesey 90's Air Bud format.

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SilverStarv5 4 points ago +4 / -0

German collusion

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

We will be introducing a bill tomorrow morning to put him down immediately!!! - Chuck n Nance

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thisisatestof2 10 points ago +10 / -0

What idiot tries to pull the tail of a GSD? That is something a 5 year old does or a man with dementia.

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

And in places other than clown world, the 5 yr old gets corrected immediately and the dementia patient gets shuffled away from the dog and back into their room at the nursing home.

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BADGERPEDE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whatever happened to his broken ankle anyway? Wasn't it miraculously healed like in 3 days?

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao

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Chickapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That ankle sure healed miraculously quickly didn't it?

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wolfsettler 64 points ago +64 / -0

A dog shouldn't be a centerpiece to be shown off just to win public opinion. I love dogs and I was happy that Trump didn't go out and get a dog just to show it to reporters as a thing to be paraded about.

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pray_for_kekistan 25 points ago +25 / -0

The realest to ever do it.

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CantStumpTheTrump 23 points ago +23 / -0

Some people would be great with dogs, Trump is one of those people. I know he would be great with them because he understands he doesn't have the time to dedicate to one and thus doesn't.

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Julia_J 7 points ago +7 / -0

All of his adult children own dogs so he's obviously familiar with them. I can recall that Lara and Eric brought their rescue beagles several times to the White House. They often visit Mar-a-Lago with them too.

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wolfsettler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sometimes responsibility means knowing when you can't handle the responsibility of something.

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, additionally,

Carola and Dr. Drew would often tell expectant parents who were worried they werent cut out for it that they weren't at all concerned with the caller being a good parent, as the act of calling in is more effort than most people put in and if they are already putting in that level of effort, they were going to be good parents.

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NC_patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only reason Obama got his first one is because it was a gift.

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LordKuroTheGreat 11 points ago +11 / -0

One that he tried to get the breeder to drop off at a shelter 10 mins before he strolled in so he could "rescue" it.

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg, I never heard that. What a POS.

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NZbacon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Muslims hate dogs.

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bugsbunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone really needs to bring in the first white house cat.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't remember the fawning over Socks?

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, I forgot all about that bullshit.

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EagleOverTriumph 33 points ago +33 / -0

You know, this dog sounds like a better leader than the Potatus.

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Liberty5-3000 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree. But then, an actual potato is a better leader than POTATUS.

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ImpeachThisBitch 30 points ago +30 / -0

CNN reports dog was sent to a farm to live out his days playing with other animals.

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Skyisthelimit [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

Can we do the same with Biden?

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anishr 7 points ago +7 / -0

The White House may as well be a farm now. Lots of animals in it

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Annpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spare the farmers..... send him somewhere else

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TopperBlack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if they raise him to the point where he shouldn't be seen by the general public.

I'd bet good money that he dies and they don't tell anyone and continue to use the Supreme Leader's name.

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DaytonaBySunrise 26 points ago +26 / -0

Did Biden pull its tail again stumbling out of the shower?

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impera 20 points ago +20 / -0

Looks like the dogs figured out the best way to escape joe was by causing a bit of ruckus.

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wdang 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably learned it from watching the children

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Knowing the unwritten prison rules can save you.

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Genericwhitemale 10 points ago +10 / -0

The dog was likely coming after joepedo and the sevret service agent had to jump in betwern them

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor bastard signed up to take a bullet for a proper president. Not a dog bite on behalf of some senile jackass.

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anishr 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whoops. Guess it’s time to send 300 FBI agents in case the tail looks like a noose. We got a case to crack boys!!

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AlphaOmaga 25 points ago +25 / -0

GSDs (especially rescues) require real devotion and boundaries or shit like this happens. Even if it was a fear-bite or a warning. It means very little to the dog as another dog can take it. Human reflexes and flesh doesn’t fare so well. You can’t just ignore these kinds of dogs and hope for the “it’s a rescue” miraculous understanding.

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Motherslut 15 points ago +15 / -0

Seriously. We have had ours since she was a puppy and she’s still very hesitant/protective around strangers. I can’t even imagine an adopted GSD especially with a senile owner like potatus. They probably lock it in a cage all day and just bring it out for the pics.

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Human reflexes and flesh doesn’t fare so well.

Very true, it is usually the act of pulling your limb back and away from the bite that does more damage than the bite itself.

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Azarak 19 points ago +19 / -0

Prop dogs.....why am I not surprised.

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kompromatdotwin 18 points ago +18 / -0

Watch these two very similar c-span videos from Valentine's Day:

That poor doggo is old and limping. He wanted to go the short route, they made him go the long route.

You can see at the end of the twitter video, Major is not doing well. In the C-Span direct video, which is longer but closer up, the cameraperson purposefully tries to keep the limping doggo just out of frame, as best they can.

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LazySusan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you for posting this. It clears up so much. Dogs who are in pain can reflexively bite anyone that gets near them. Major is elderly, cannot walk, and is now biting. I would have a vet evaluate him to see what is causing the pain and if he can be made comfortable. He might be in too much pain to have a good quality of life.

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

That shit was hard to watch. If the dog is that stove up, let him stay inside by the fire. Go out by yourselves to pose by bullshit signs on the lawn of a house you are only squatting in.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 18 points ago +18 / -0

Did they really just call the dog “Major Biden” good fucking lord, we are so boned

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waxonwaxoff87 16 points ago +16 / -0

But in all seriousness who is taking care of the dog? Couldn’t imagine sending away what should be your most loyal friend. If the dog doesn’t have your back it speaks volumes to your character.

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Pax11B 14 points ago +14 / -0

The dog had to bite someone to get sent away from Biden. I'd do whatever it took to get away from him too lol

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doggo had the prison rules figured out.

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 14 points ago +14 / -0

The article ends by saying both dogs are being sent away?! Guess they outlived their usefulness. Bet they are going back to the shelter they came from.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like the Obama’s Portuguese water dogs? Anybody seen them again after they left the White House? How about dog walkers taking them around their Kolorama neighborhood in DC?

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TheGreenDragon 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you were a dog would you want to be owned by a Biden Family member. I wish he had bit Pedo Joe, or pedo Hunter.

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notmydirtyalt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Daily reminder: if this were your dog it would be seized, destroyed and you'd be prosecuted for attacking a LEO.

Rules for me not for thee.

Provided they don't just Ruby Ridge your pupper.

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have spotted the dog…over. -ATF

https://youtu.be/sUVcPfYSoO4

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not Major's fault. He was permanently traumatized by Joepedo breaking his foot while trying to rape him a couple months back.

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waxonwaxoff87 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dog was dragging one of the maids away from Joe’s steely arthritic grasp.

He is a hero.

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KuhlooKuhlay 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even the dogs are starting to smell the malarkey

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BigDaddyBigTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I really hope the dogs are secretly MAGA. lol "Oops, I bit someone who's paid to keep you safe? Oh man silly me..."

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TownHallBall 11 points ago +12 / -1

Trash. Fits right in with their trashy ass family.

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RedditIsCommunist 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even the dogs know something is wrong.

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GodKingHarambe 9 points ago +10 / -1

“NO DADDY!!! NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER GAME, AGAIN!!

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cutefroggy 8 points ago +8 / -0

We were told it's great he has rescue dogs. This is why sometimes it's best to train them as puppies. Now the secret service will think less of him. He had no foresight for any of this. Somehow he's to negotiate trade deals.

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AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not to worry, Xi will negotiate the trade deals for him.

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Chickapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure the SS has been around his dogs for years.

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FredRedd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Back to Delaware, eh? Is that like “we’re sending him to the farm.”

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romanhelmet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even the Biden dogs are fuck nuts.

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +7 / -0

don’t blame the dogs... anyone would go nuts living with that senile old pedo

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DZP1 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. Mostly peaceful dog.

  2. Between Biden and the dog, the dog is the alpha male.

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EMP2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Between Biden and a goldfish the fish is still the alpha male.

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We_Ahdababy_Eatsaboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could you imagine the media shitstorm Trump bringing german shepards to the whitehouse would be, let alone them biting people? CNN BREAKING NEWS Nazi dogs assault security! CNN has obtained three angles of video from the event and two eye witnesses who are close to Trump will be interview live tonight at 7pm.

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justwow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disrespectful to staff to have to deal with dog crap, etc.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tolerant leftist dog.

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ModelMinority 6 points ago +6 / -0

How nice, they were allowed to go back to Delaware. If they were Trump's dogs, CNN would be demanding they be put down.

Biden dog: It's just an aggressive incident, let em live

Trump dog: Send it to our pals in North Korea so they can enjoy dog meat.

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Dephire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based dogs

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tempname690 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it were Trumps dog they would want it put down lol. Such lunacy

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warhammr02 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it were any peasant's dog it would be put down. Not that I want to see his dog put down, but rules for thee...

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KeepMarxInTheGround 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine it had been Donald Trump's dog...

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

I demand to know the race of the security person that was bitten!

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123paulhouston 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would bet my game stop stocks that the person was not Caucasian.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would bet the same.

A good friend of mine had a German Shepherd that would go nuts around black people. Something about black folks made him really anxious. He was never mistreated by a black person or anything like that. We thought it was really weird, but I've heard from others that this can just be a trait in the breed unless you specifically expose the dog to black people when it's a puppy.

Wouldn't surprise me if the Biden dog has the same issue. Hell, I think that dog is even a rescue animal, so who knows what he was exposed to before the Biden's got him.

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MarcelMulder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Couldn't raise kids, can't raise dogs, can't control himself around kids and bribes, he is just a worthless piece of shit.

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

No wonder the left loves him

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ErockHawk 5 points ago +9 / -4

I think these dog stories are actually some kind of coded messages

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PubliusInvictus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Probably all code for Biden doing inappropriate creepy-ass shit in front of a female secret service agent.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dogs know who the Alpha is in the hierarchy and Biden is at the bottom of the pack.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden has been biting America. Can we send him back to Delaware?

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JaoBiZen 4 points ago +15 / -11

Who brings their fucking dogs. Fuck them

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Ballind 29 points ago +30 / -1

Pretty much all presidents have a dog. It's a tradition. Trump was an exception.

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MikesBigJockstrap 30 points ago +30 / -0

Typically, all presidents have a wife, but Barack had a husband with a meat rocket.

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DonnieRamesJio 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come for the memes, stay for the new words. Prepare to blast off

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

The current first lady is a "trollop" for getting involved married man.

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Julia_J 1 point ago +1 / -0

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +3 / -2

I would have a cat. Presidents are rarely in the White House, and cats can handle solitude way better.

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justicein2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Theodore Roosevelt had a living zoo on the White House grounds. Most notably: snakes, badger, lion, hyena, zebra, and five bears. And that is not counting the "normal" pets, like the dogs, cats, horses, birds, rats and guinea pigs.

Nobody beats teddy. Ever.

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DamitBobby 21 points ago +22 / -1

Didn't obama fly his dogs on a separate plane, and mitt romney strapped his to the roof of the car?

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GitmObama 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mitt Griswsld?

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NC_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Obama probably doesn't even have his dogs anymore.

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PlatinumFMorgan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Except Mittens was never President.

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Raziel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God...

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get out of here Harry, we don’t love you anymore!

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YesMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck em? He already tried in the shower and ended up with a broken ankle

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guypatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden is the kind of person who uses rescue dogs as accessories, and doesn't bother to train, socialize, and rehabilitate them.

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DrGreygoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the meantime...... America is run into a shithole, cnn will be reporting on the dogs becoming proteine in less than 12 months.

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pets reflect their owners. Demon dog.

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Senile old pupper with dementia bites white house staffer... I can see Joe doing that.

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RocketSprocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

German Shepherds and barbed wire set the right tone for this administration.

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Basement_Dweller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was the man the dog bit black? If so, will we get rid of dogs and say they're all racist?

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SpeedyPrius1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow! I have a GSD and as protective as he is, he's never bitten anyone around us. We know how to introduce new people to him and it's worked very well.

That aside, the mailman hates him, delivery people scamper quickly away from the porch when they are done with their delivery and people believe the "Beware of Dog" sign on the gate to the yard.