If it doesn’t bleed we kill it anyway! Grind it into dust, scoop it into a bottle, piss in the bottle and toss it into a volcano. Launch that shit into the sun. Better yet throw it back in their face. Scoop it up, put it in a stealth bomber and return to sender with our own little gifts courtesy of the US of A. Metaphorically mr fbi man. Sending that rhetoric back, then videos. Droppin’ information bombs, firing off those meme cannons. But hell yeah, if it bleeds any idiot can kill it. If it don’t bleed give us five minutes with a beer, a megaphone, and a squirrel and we’ll find a way to fuck that shit up.
(..I dunno why we need a squirrel.. I got ADHD so who knows watchin’ it run around might give me some random idea.)
If it doesn’t bleed we kill it anyway! Grind it into dust, scoop it into a bottle, piss in the bottle and toss it into a volcano. Launch that shit into the sun. Better yet throw it back in their face. Scoop it up, put it in a stealth bomber and return to sender with our own little gifts courtesy of the US of A. Metaphorically mr fbi man. Sending that rhetoric back, then videos. Droppin’ information bombs, firing off those meme cannons. But hell yeah, if it bleeds any idiot can kill it. If it don’t bleed give us five minutes with a beer, a megaphone, and a squirrel and we’ll find a way to fuck that shit up. (..I dunno why we need a squirrel.. I got ADHD so who knows watchin’ it run around might give me some random idea.)
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