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ShitOfPeace 63 points ago +63 / -0

Guys no one ever needs to do anything ever. I order my groceries online and they just appear on my doorstep, and no one needed to leave their house to produce the food, transport it to a store, pick it up, or deliver it.

What a moron. People need to do stuff.

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bigdickhangsright 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sunshine absorption is how the body produces D3. This vitamin is actually a hormone responsible for many things, namely testosterone production.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

And guess where it derives from? One of several types of cholesterols.

So by telling us not to eat meat and eggs because they have "bad" things in them, they're reducing the available raw materials.

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randomusers239874 20 points ago +20 / -0

Clearly you don't understand how it works. The food actually just magically appears there, just like it does at the supermarket lol

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Tip-O-Matic 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have a magic box sort of like that in my bedroom. I put dirty clothes in it, and several days later, they show up back in my dresser, CLEAN!! I pointed it out to my wife one day, and for some reason, she got angry at me. Maybe I should have noticed it sooner?

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ShitOfPeace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes I guess my job is pointless since I work in that supply chain.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember hearing a story of an animal rights activist demanding that we release all the cows and stop slaughterhouses.

The person talking with them asked "okay, so where do you expect to get your beef if you release all of the cattle?"

Without so much as a second thought, the animal rights activist chastised the person asking the question with "From the grocery store like everyone else. Duh."

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iDinduNuffin 7 points ago +7 / -0

If people really stopped doing that stuff for a few months, it might solve a fair few problems

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tholins 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Meat comes from the store!”

Half the Rodeo in my city is dedicated to teaching urban school kids that no, this is not in fact true. It’s amazing how much difficulty some people have seeing beyond the horizon of their own world into how things work for others.

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koavf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always say "Congress can't be in session because I'm not watching it." These people never figured out the mystery behind peek a boo or passed the sally anne test.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

We were granted dominion over the creation, and the Biblical language is a lot more violent than people realize.

Ergo, as a Christian, I have zero qualms over wholesale slaughter of food animals because 1) they're delicious and 2) this is our charge.

We are the only higher order creature on the planet. Anyone attempting to subvert the narrative otherwise is stripping us of our God-given duty.

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ViagraFalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a place where everyone is equal, where everyone gets free healthcare, free housing, and free food, It's called prison. That's where leftists want us all... in prison.