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“NOOOOOOOO! That’s not real, you can’t just make stuff up!” 👌🤣😂 (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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CantStumpTheTrump20 113 points ago +113 / -0

These faggots need to stop adding "phobic" to everything. No one is fucking scared of them. We are just disgusted.

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KMacsBinder 62 points ago +62 / -0

Superphobes have to transplain because they think they will gain acceptance through intimidation. This is exactly why the SuperSexual movement is so important.

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GuyOnABuffalo 8 points ago +11 / -3

Lol you guys are silly

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BingusCombat 15 points ago +15 / -0

But genius.

Hold them to their own bullshit rules. It's absolutely genius.

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TheTuckerDiaries 8 points ago +9 / -1

As the CCP says, strangle them with their own systems

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AOCs_tits_4ever 11 points ago +12 / -1

Being SuperStraight is hard, you know you should be attracted to trans people like all the cool kids, but you can't help the way you were born can you. It's not a choice. It's who you are. They can send you to trans camp but it just makes the SuperStraight even worse.

God bless all you stunning and brave SuperStraights, I am literally crying right now at how beautiful you are.

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KeeptheChief 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need Super Straight History Month. To recognize the important contributions super straight people have made to our country.

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sun_wolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recognize you. You are valid. Your sexuality is valid. This is a safe super space.

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TheTuckerDiaries 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super Straight up!

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Afeazo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I do this with all issues:

Reparations - "Yes, we need to take care of BIPOC. These people are born into dysfunctional families, and their brains are wired in a way that they make poor decisions and face bad outcomes. We need the state to help these people out because they are incapable of living a good life by their own choices, and they are not disciplined enough to hold down a job. Give them the money they deserve for being disadvantaged"

Trans in the military - "Why would you want Trans people to fight for a racist country whos military only fights for the oil companies! Why should trans people put their lives on the line for a government who opresses them? Are you transphobic for wanting these people to risk their lives for a country who does not care for them?"

Immigration - "Why do you want to increase immigration? The US is a backwards shithole without healthcare, where the poor only get poorer as the rich get richer. Why are you selling the false dream of hope to black and brown people by convincing them to move to a place as bad as the US? We can't even increase minimum wage, and these people will likely work under the table for LESS than minimum wage. I always say, if you live in the USA you should try to move out, and it is just pure evil to trick people into coming here"

and so on. You’ll never beat them with reasoning. Just play their game with them, either they learn or they implode. I’ve had SJW’s before agreeing with Hitler quotes and segregationist policy just by phrasing it the right way.

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PurestEvil 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's propaganda, language control, thought control. It is a general idea that ignorance of something causes aversion and fear. And knowing and understanding the thing implies tolerance and acceptance. Also fear leads to hatred and vice versa.

This means you are x-phobic if you are either ignorant or in opposition (called "hateful", another propaganda term) to x.

In the Soviet Union the only scenarios you could have possibly opposed communism is if you were either ignorant (=> education/indoctrination), mentally ill (=> psychiatric/isolate from society), or evil (=> traitor/spy/subverter/gulag). There was no position that allowed you to be in opposition and be considered rational.

Just as with this. You are either "educated" and/or "good" and therefore in support of tranny crap, or you were ignorant, brainwashed and/or evil and therefore in opposition to it.

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OneBigMaga 17 points ago +18 / -1

I am no more afraid of faggots than I am of a turd on the sidewalk. That being said, I wouldn't want either in my house or let my kids play with either of them.

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notCIA 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would clean either of them up in order to make my neighborhood a clean, inviting place to live.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +5 / -1

or even on the bottom of your boot

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Pulchritude 8 points ago +8 / -0

Labeling everything that they dislike as a "-phobia" is linguistic propaganda, designed and used by malicious authoritarians to control useful idiots.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

politicians aren't woke-phobic but they sure do hate when someone talks about pedophilia

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james43552352345 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're more annoyed that they keep pushing their agenda on to the rest of us. I don't give a fuck what coca-cola, oreo or any other big brand things about trans rights or any other social fucking movement.

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Deadpool [S] 62 points ago +62 / -0

I’m just keeping it real. Why won’t these superphobes just accept me for the way I was born 🤣😂👌

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bubadmt 26 points ago +26 / -0

Me too. I can't help it, I was just born without an attraction to dicks or balls, I mean I look at mine daily and it's still flacid, I can't help it. They need to stop being bigots and accept us for the super straighters we are. Woo loo loo, woo loo loo. The order of the superstraight arrow is in session.

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Belleoffreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

If I'd ever felt for a woman like I felt for my husband, I'd be a lesbian.

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excuse me xa'am, but this offends me. You must now be cancelled. Please report to Area 69 for your re-programming.

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SuckADickLefties 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, I am homophobic, I was born that way.

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Starxteel 23 points ago +23 / -0

I am so sick of these faggots and transfreak faggots and all the other degenerate human garbage. Spoiled brats with too much energy, time and money....go dig ditches for 10 hours a day instead of indulging in more and more retarded and pervert sodomy.

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Trubs 16 points ago +16 / -0

Are we going to have super straight parades?

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Deadpool [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

We will have MAGA rallys... they are superstraight rallys.

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james43552352345 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should have one in San Francisco with a bunch of naked hot women to counter the gay days they have there and to laugh at LGBTQRwhatever getting triggered.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to have at least 2 floats, one that's a giant vagina and another shaped like a huge dildo... and the front float stops suddenly and the penis float 'tries' not to hit it from behind...

Crowd hilariously entertained ensues

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BigLaw 11 points ago +11 / -0

Satire works. The whole list of gender identity wordplay is cut through like a knife.

"Any gender identity is valid." "There is no way to prove someone isn't their expressed gender." "Gender can be anything because gender is just a social construct." "It's evil to refuse to accept someone's gender identity." "No one has the right to deny someone their gender identity." "Chromosomes and physical anatomy cannot be used to prove or disprove a gender identity."

Loved the attack helicopter memes as much as anyone, but this is way better. And even better, when attacked, you just point to all the Fortune 500 companies celebrating trans identity as proof that SuperStraight is more oppressed than trans-anything.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Like a knife"..

I like making people choose being abortion rights and mask mandates.. but this gender one is super fun too

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KoofasaForTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not to be obtuse but isn’t superstraight another word for normal?

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SuckADickLefties 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, it's superior to normal, or trans, or gay, or any other made up bull shit. :)

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

you're catching on

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is just a word we made to mock the left wing people that want to constantly invent new words.

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orange_dit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly! While funny it is a double edged sword as this implies if someone identities simply as "straight" they are into trannies too.

Maybe we need a word for those. Semi-straight? Trannie-straight? Attracted-to-anything-that-identifies-as-the-opposite-sex-straight? A bi-sexual with internalized homophobia?

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4moreyears 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gay. Someone who is attracted to trannies is gay.

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America202020 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would be pretty fucking scared if I realized I was dating someone pretending to be the opposite sex. Sorry, just want a normal family with kids

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romanhelmet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Show me the rules and I'll kick your ass.

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The_Almighty_Kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

I identify as "normal". They really hate that one lol

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MrFrogBottom 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the ultimate insult to them. Everything about their degenerate agenda is about making these things “normal.” The moment you call them a weirdo they go ballistic.

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Awakened 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. The guy in the lower left ain’t straight. Super or otherwise.

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Deadpool [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s the superphobic, rabid NPC left wing trans.

Correct, not straight, or mentally well. 👌

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pente1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as SuperStraight and my pronouns are Master Race and Aryan Superiority.

If you don't acknowledge this you are a bigot.

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ughicanteven 3 points ago +3 / -0

the superstraight sub is hilarious. up to 30k subs in 8 days. i wonder when it will be banned

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Deadpool [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It came close twice already. I think a quarantine is coming

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ughicanteven 1 point ago +1 / -0

and now it's banned :(

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fakewhiterage 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Either choke on my girldick or kill yourself”

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HumblePig 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanna be Super Bi.

I could go for either, but I'm not interested in someone feminine with a penis or someone masculine with tits and vag.

That's not even a joke, that's just my actual orientation. I am friends with two trannies, but even with fictional characters, I can't be attracted to cross dressers. Like all those anime traps and shit? Out comes the dick, down goes mine. But a regular anime guy? Sure, I can fap to that. But if it looks like a boy but turns out to be a girl cross dressing, again, sexual interest lost.

So my sexuality is in fact "anything not trans." Legit. Without hating them. I have no control over it. I'm not afraid of them, I am friends with two. I don't dislike them in fiction, I even empathize with why they're trans. I'm just not sexually attracted. Same for genderswaps of characters I like, where they're fully male/female looking and rewritten as such. Just not into it.

Sorry, I get into you as a given concept and that includes your sex and gender, and if you don't line up, we can be friends, but that's about it.

Is this not valid, Ultra Accepting Left?

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Deadpool [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have seen legit Supergay, superlesbian, and superbi all make great points on why they are valid and I agree anyone who doesn’t accept them for how they were born is just a superphobe.

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done, sir

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CookiesNCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait for The Sims to come out with the Super Straight Flag, Bathing Suit, Poster, Hat ... Sunglasses ... Floor Rug ..

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notCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Transexualism is sexist against men and women.

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AntiCommie89 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the small victories..

Love hearing these bitches reeee

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AntiCommie89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rrrreeeeeee little piggies, reeee

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blah246890 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the whole "superstraight" bullshit. Because it shows me how insanely "straight-phobic" the woke weirdos are.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

SUPER STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE THIS SUMMER FUCKERS! BRING YOUR DILDOS AND VAGINA HATS AND LETS GET SOME CONDOMS OUT TO THE KIDS!

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LarryBugman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at all the flags of shithole countries in the background there. I bet the rape figures are through the roof.

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redstampede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watched Blaire White's video on this last night. This is gold. I love it when the left melts down because someone turned their own "logic" against them.

But I agree with her that the flag needs work.

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modscalledmeacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

i mean, if black&yellow is bad then pornhub is a nazi...which isnt really wrong considering how monopolistic mindgeek is

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CovfefeNegro 0 points ago +1 / -1

Superstraight is same/same as cisgender, is nonsense.

Kinda ghey-ish actually, weird and creepy. Yeah I know, it only lives to Troll.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

cisgender isn't a fucking word.

superstraight is something a 3 year old can understand.

You call me a 'cis' anything and you get something in the face

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CovfefeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Superstraight ain't a '' word either.

Threatening folks on the internet, wokism at it's bestest!

https://files.catbox.moe/m8o771.gif

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

superstraight is a word now, invented by people who will label themselves that.

cis gender is a word invented by them to label you and me.

I choose my labels, not someone else. That's why.

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CovfefeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah people are just silly enough to seek 'labels' I guess.

That paradigm proves the argument on 15 dollar minimum wage... if 15 is good why not make it 50 bucks an hour? If 'straight' is good why not make it 'super' straight?

Humanity is doomed, looks like. That's why even tho I had been flying my US Flag upside down I took it down completely when the courts refused the last arguments, the Republic is gone, so seek your label.

Yup.

https://files.catbox.moe/h68am7.jpg

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

How I see myself has changed a lot in the last 4 years..

I don't think there are very many labels good enough to encompass a lot of what people have become on either side of this..

The labels we use to define them are old and tired, the labels they use to define us are old and tired... labels are stupid but I don't see an alternative. In the coming generation I'm sure our label will be Trump supporter.. and that's one I'm happy to embrace regardless of what comes with it..

all the rest can go the wayside..'conservative'..'republican'..'patriot' to what?.. 'nationalist' ? I don't really have a 'nation' anymore in the modern or classical sense of the word.

I'm just an individual Trump supporter in the wild.