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DoubleEagle 79 points ago +79 / -0

Isn't that the same dog, that Joe claims to have pulled the tail of... while naked and wet, before falling and breaking his ankle which healed in about a week?

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Anaconda 45 points ago +45 / -0

Why don't they say the dog attacked a secret service agent? "Security guard" makes it sound like a cheap rent a cop

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because elected president get the secret service, and Third Rate actors get security guards

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CyberSecGuy 4 points ago +5 / -1

The real question is: who is the ""security guard"" actually guarding? Is it for protection or to keep someone hidden and secure.

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BrewSwillis 39 points ago +39 / -0

Who, above 5 years old, pulls a dog's tail?

I guess a dementia riddled fake (p)resident.

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kilkidd 12 points ago +12 / -0

The p stands for pedo

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IcyHue 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seriously, no one. That's just not what you do when you have a dog, it's infantile and disrespectful.

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LoneStarDangler 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was trying to wag the dog

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operatorstorm712 4 points ago +4 / -0

An asshole.

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, he was probably using the dog like an old man's walker haha. Poor pup!

I'll mess with my dogs tail, but not in a rude way that annoys him. He likes the attention and constant pettings. I love German shepherds.

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Donkeyballs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Pedo Joe is abusive to his family, the country, and his pets.

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was trying to violate the dog, and pulling its tail was the excuse he came up with.

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itoobelieve 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was that during or after the peanut butter was gone...

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Leatherwood 8 points ago +8 / -0

EXACTLY. HARD TO BLAME A DOG THAT IS FORCED TO "SHOWER" WITH JOE.