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DoubleEagle 79 points ago +79 / -0

Isn't that the same dog, that Joe claims to have pulled the tail of... while naked and wet, before falling and breaking his ankle which healed in about a week?

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Anaconda 45 points ago +45 / -0

Why don't they say the dog attacked a secret service agent? "Security guard" makes it sound like a cheap rent a cop

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because elected president get the secret service, and Third Rate actors get security guards

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CyberSecGuy 4 points ago +5 / -1

The real question is: who is the ""security guard"" actually guarding? Is it for protection or to keep someone hidden and secure.