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Dahnald2020 64 points ago +64 / -0

I didn't even know who she was until she got caught up with the Simp Supreme Harry

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Bolo 34 points ago +34 / -0

All these years and I didn't even know she was black until a few months ago.

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FormerGraveheart 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Black". She's probably 25% or less.

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Dahnald2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's about right. Her mother is visibly black, but mixed race and her father is white.

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Annpi 1 point ago +5 / -4

In all fairness... if you believe in evolution we are all black...

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itoobelieve 4 points ago +4 / -0

As black as tiger woods, barack and russell wilson. Just choose what suits the narrative.

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lester Holt?

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the pic. She's the same hue as a pasty white Englishman.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 17 points ago +17 / -0

Imagine being so oppressed, even the whitest black people self identify as black.

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Watermelons 9 points ago +9 / -0

I identify as black too. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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BurgerChef90 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, I thought she was just dark cause she was Italian or Spanish or something

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +6 / -2

The queen and Prince Charles should have cut that family disgrace off completely and earlier.

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Blue_Country_Refugee 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to my 23 and me, I'm more black than Elizabeth Warren is native american.