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Relationship problems. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Clabber ago by Clabber +299 / -1
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ObamasLooseButthole 19 points ago +19 / -0

I work with some guys who prove that it doesn't work. One of them said they were getting hot and heavy with the wife and something happened, blah blah, she got mad and left the room. He said that the joke was on her, he just cranked one out and went back to what he was doing before.

It was funnier when he told the story.

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Sphinx3peat 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife could withhold sex all she wants.

I’ll just read a book or buy another gun. Engage myself in hobbies and I don’t really give a fuck about sex.

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RolandDelacroix 6 points ago +6 / -0

At a certain point, for the man who can master himself, the tables definitely turn.

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

A woman who withholds sex to punish a man is going to screw him over eventually, anyway.

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Descartes 17 points ago +17 / -0

Withholding sex in the age of hookup apps. Husband can get his dick wet at anytime. This tactic no longer works.

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Jaqen 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hi, I’m your wife’s new lawyer. We’ll be taking your kids, house, car, boat and half of your future earnings now.

Thanks for making it so easy for us.

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Barbs 10 points ago +10 / -0

If the choice is between having sex and watching Gossip Girl then they probably don’t have kids, they have cats. How much is half a cat worth?

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Comingupblank 12 points ago +12 / -0

$4.99 with rice and an egg roll at China wok

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

However much cat + half your future earnings is.

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RolandDelacroix 8 points ago +9 / -1

I mean, this happens if the man cheats or not. Might as well have the satisfaction too.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +3 / -1

Might as well just be a leftist, while you're at it, they seem to get satisfaction being evil too.

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except that your nasty, manipulative client was going to call and screw me over eventually, anyway. Earlier is better.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Again, thanks for making things easier with the adulterous behavior. Hope it was worth it.

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lawyer would know how no-fault divorce works.

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Coolgenner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hookers and blow!

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Uncommon 10 points ago +11 / -1

She’d never do that to her boyfriend!

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MindsetRoulette 7 points ago +7 / -0

This sexual game of chicken they play is adorable. "I know, I'll deny his main form of emotional expression and relationship strengthening intimacy, what could possibly go wrong?"

Leftists have Power Struggle relationships. Conservatives have Power Couple relationships.

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Barbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought the first one was pretty clever. Definitely gives you some insight into human nature too, where you can turn a blind eye if there’s a benefit for you in there somewhere.

Which is also why communism will never work.

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ColonelHughes 5 points ago +5 / -0

the only answer has always been. eh your the one missing out. ill be fine though so thanks

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Demonspawn 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's really simple: if you want the right of exclusive access to X, you have the responsibility of providing X whenever your partner desires it (if you are capable of doing so).

If you want exclusive sex, you're having sex whenever either partner wants it. If you want exclusive hand-holding, you're holding hands whenever either partner wants it. Rights come with responsibilities.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jerking off is easier

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borscht-nazi 4 points ago +4 / -0

wat?

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NotMyGovernor 3 points ago +3 / -0

#gaywifeproblems

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bigchubby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cunt

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six_sigma_IQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds cranky to me.

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LaughlinPrepper1 0 points ago +2 / -2

MGTOW for life.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

back in the pile